Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":1004,"date":"2016-05-28T09:29:09","date_gmt":"2016-05-28T07:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=1004"},"modified":"2017-02-07T20:25:00","modified_gmt":"2017-02-07T19:25:00","slug":"pa-storslatt-fest-halsbetennelsen-og-jeg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2016\/05\/28\/pa-storslatt-fest-halsbetennelsen-og-jeg\/","title":{"rendered":"P\u00e5 storsl\u00e5tt fest, halsbetennelsen og jeg <3"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Ja her ligger jeg,
\nfremdeles til sengs,
\nenda jeg, som en moderne Askepott, tok fl\u00f8ibanen 23.30
\nfor det er s\u00e5 dumt n\u00e5r kjole og sko forsvinner klokken 24,
\nog man st\u00e5r i bare undert\u00f8yet p\u00e5 festen,
\nn\u00e5r man er ny i jobben.<\/p>\n

Eller fordi jeg rett og slett ikke hadde mer \u00e5 gi,
\nstemmen var i offside, den pep og vislet som en under-\u00e5rig dommer i en d\u00e5rlig kamp,
\nhodet var fylt med bomull og bihulene sang som en moderne versjon av Romlingane.<\/p>\n

Det \u00a0var bare \u00e5 legge inn \u00e5rene,
\nmens de andre sparket fra kai og satt sj\u00f8bein.<\/p>\n

Men du verden for en kveld jeg likevel fikk med meg.<\/p>\n

Med billett til fl\u00f8ybanen for vi til topps,
\nog ble m\u00f8tt med bobler i str\u00e5lende sol utenfor restauranten.
\n\"Snapchat-5089870605403579923\"<\/a>Stort bedre kan man faktisk ikke ha det.<\/p>\n

Inne var det stilrent duket for fest,
\nog n\u00e5r man er 120 gjester m\u00e5 man regne med \u00e5 sitte litt intimt.
\nHva gj\u00f8r vel det n\u00e5r man f\u00f8r man vet ordet av det blir servert kald hvitvin.
\nFinnes ikke noe bedre for s\u00e5r hals,
\nenn \u00e5 la kalde dr\u00e5per ringle nedover halsen p\u00e5 en solrik dag.<\/p>\n

\nhttp:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Snapchat-3934200505976878046.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n

Jeg fant fort ut at det var lurt \u00e5 utligne med vann.
\nSkummel kombo det, flinke servit\u00f8rer og t\u00f8rr hals!<\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 er det stas da,
\nn\u00e5r man f\u00e5r en kjendis til toastmaster.<\/p>\n

For selv om jeg ikke kastet meg om halsen p\u00e5 ham for \u00e5 ta selfie utenfor,
\n(jeg mener jo bestemt at HAN burde bedt om selfie med MEG)
\nsynes jeg det var supermorsomt \u00e5 ha Alex Ros\u00e8n til toastmaster.<\/p>\n

Og ja,
\njeg var av dem som hang over stolryggen og filmet han p\u00e5 snap n\u00e5r han kom!<\/p>\n

(Legg meg til p\u00e5 snap om du vil ha kvelden i bilder: \u00a0kjerstisandnes \u00a0)<\/p>\n

Han var morsom,
\nog helt h\u00f8yt der oppe p\u00e5 adrenalin.<\/p>\n

Den mannen m\u00e5 sove som en stein om natten!<\/p>\n

Hvitvin og kremet fiskesuppe.
\nR\u00f8dvin og rosastekt, m\u00f8rt kalvekj\u00f8tt,
\nlik\u00f8r og is i krumkake…..<\/p>\n

Smaksl\u00f8kene mine var ikke optimale,
\nmen det jeg smakte smakte nydelig,
\nog at det var smak av toffee i r\u00f8dvinen er jeg overbevist om.
\nNydelig ettersmak der, og s\u00e5 deilig \u00e5 virkelig smake noe.<\/p>\n

Det var en storartet kveld,
\nen fantastisk opplevelse,
\nbare synd jeg gikk glipp av resten av kvelden,
\nfor i f\u00f8lge snap var det enda flere overraskelser etter jeg dro hjem.
\n\"Snapchat-1484399308867266698\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Men s\u00e5nn er livet i show-bizz, eller i halsbetennelse-bizz…..<\/p>\n

I kveld er det finale, PGP
\nstemmen min har aldri v\u00e6rt verre,
\nmen «the show must go on»<\/p>\n

Er du forhindret fra \u00e5 komme og gi din stemme,
\nkan showet streames :\u00a0http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/parodigrandprix<\/p>\n

Vel, vel,
\njeg f\u00e5r lette p\u00e5 kroppen,
\nsvelge litt mer u-tygget potetgull (det kjennes s\u00e5nn)
\nsnyte ut noen flere liter sn\u00f8rr,
\nog gj\u00f8re meg klar for Parodi Grand Prix finale!<\/p>\n

Ha en «glamour\u00f8s» dag!
\n\"pgp<\/a><\/p>\n

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God morgen. Ja her ligger jeg, fremdeles til sengs, enda jeg, som en moderne Askepott, tok fl\u00f8ibanen 23.30 for det er s\u00e5 dumt n\u00e5r kjole og sko forsvinner klokken 24, og man st\u00e5r i bare undert\u00f8yet p\u00e5 festen, n\u00e5r man er ny i jobben. 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