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{"id":10630,"date":"2019-03-21T06:16:55","date_gmt":"2019-03-21T05:16:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=10630"},"modified":"2019-03-21T06:34:36","modified_gmt":"2019-03-21T05:34:36","slug":"jeg-passer-ikke-inn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/03\/21\/jeg-passer-ikke-inn\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeg passer ikke inn!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hvor lenge var Adam i paradis osv&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Jeg hadde en s\u00e5nn BRA dag i g\u00e5r,<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/03\/20\/nar-kreativiteten-blomstrer\/\">N\u00e5r kreativiteten blomstrer<\/a><\/p>\n<h2>Men midt p\u00e5 dagen ble jeg sparket av hesten<br \/>\nog tr\u00f8kket ned i gj\u00f8rmen igjen.<\/h2>\n<p>Der jeg h\u00f8rer hjemme.<\/p>\n<h3>Da kom beskjeden om at vi IKKE g\u00e5r videre i \u00e5rets<br \/>\nParodi Grand Prix.<\/h3>\n<p>For vi,<br \/>\nsom hadde \u00f8vd,<br \/>\nlaget kostymer,<br \/>\nkom forberedt og hadde lagt mye tid og arbeid i v\u00e5rt bidrag.<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10633\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/03\/21\/jeg-passer-ikke-inn\/img_6337-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6337-1-e1553145642495.jpg?fit=3024%2C4032\" data-orig-size=\"3024,4032\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;1.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 7 Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1552938097&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;3.99&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.076923076923077&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_6337-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6337-1-e1553145642495.jpg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6337-1-e1553145642495.jpg?fit=768%2C1024\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-10633 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6337-1-e1553145642495.jpg?resize=3024%2C4032\" alt=\"\" width=\"3024\" height=\"4032\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6337-1-e1553145642495.jpg?w=3024 3024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6337-1-e1553145642495.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6337-1-e1553145642495.jpg?resize=768%2C1024 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6337-1-e1553145642495.jpg?w=2000 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ble vraket.<\/p>\n<p>Gjerne til fordel for noe som bare ble pitchet inn,<br \/>\nog som hadde blitt funnet p\u00e5 i helgen under en \u00f8l eller to.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Og jada, n\u00e5 sutrer jeg.<\/strong><\/p>\n<h2>Jeg er bare ikke god nok!<br \/>\nDet er vel der det ligger!<\/h2>\n<p>Men jeg er drittlei hele PGP.<br \/>\n\u00c5r etter \u00e5r har jeg tenkt, laget, forandret og vridd hode for \u00e5 finne et godt konsept.<br \/>\nHvert \u00e5r har jeg tenkt at N\u00c5!<br \/>\nN\u00c5 har jeg funnet l\u00f8sningen. DETTE blir bra.<\/p>\n<p>Og i \u00e5r var vi VIRKELIG klar for at dette kom til \u00e5 g\u00e5,<br \/>\ni hvert fall til finalen, og gjerne ganske langt opp.<\/p>\n<h2>Hvert \u00e5r blir jeg like skuffet.<\/h2>\n<h2>Jeg passer ikke inn i PGP!<\/h2>\n<p>Ikke her heller.<br \/>\nOg ikke i Stand Up!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/03\/02\/da-legger-jeg-stand-upen-pa-hylla-gitt\/\">Da legger jeg stand up`en p\u00e5 hylla<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hvor er min scene?<br \/>\nHvor skal JEG skinne?<br \/>\nJoda, jeg har \u00c5satun,<br \/>\nmen f\u00f8lelsen av \u00e5 st\u00e5 p\u00e5 en scene for fullsatt sal er litt annerledes.<\/p>\n<p>Jeg som var s\u00e5 forn\u00f8yd med dagen i g\u00e5r!<br \/>\nOg jada, jeg gikk s\u00e5 klart rett i gr\u00e5t.<\/p>\n<p>Men det er jeg s\u00e5 vant til n\u00e5,<br \/>\nat det bryr jeg meg ikke s\u00e5 mye om.<\/p>\n<p>Det betydde s\u00e5 mye for meg.<br \/>\nJeg har v\u00e6rt s\u00e5 glad i de kveldene med PGP,<br \/>\ndet \u00e5 v\u00e6re p\u00e5 greenroom, opptre foran et jublende publikum, spenningen.<br \/>\n(Og s\u00e5 klart nedturen i at jeg alltid havner sist)<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10634\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/03\/21\/jeg-passer-ikke-inn\/img_6326-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?fit=2320%2C3088\" data-orig-size=\"2320,3088\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.2&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;iPhone 7 Plus&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1552937391&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;2.87&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;800&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.058823529411765&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;6&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"img_6326-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?fit=225%2C300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?fit=769%2C1024\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-10634 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?resize=2320%2C3088\" alt=\"\" width=\"2320\" height=\"3088\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?w=2320 2320w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?resize=225%2C300 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?resize=768%2C1022 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?resize=769%2C1024 769w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/img_6326-1-e1553145799356.jpg?w=2000 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong><em>I \u00e5r fikk jeg nedturen tidlig.<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>Og alle s\u00f8lvkl\u00e6r og utstyr vi har kj\u00f8pt og laget klart,<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>kan bare g\u00e5 i bosset.<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Vi fikk beskjed om at vi kunne &laquo;finpusse sangen og pr\u00f8ve igjen til neste \u00e5r!&raquo;<\/p>\n<h1>Piss meg i \u00f8ret!<\/h1>\n<h1>Det kan de bare drite i!<\/h1>\n<p>Akkurat n\u00e5 skal jeg hverken h\u00f8re eller se en eneste melodifestival,<br \/>\ndet v\u00e6re seg parodi eller vanlig!<\/p>\n<p>Det ironiske i det hele er at i \u00e5r kom b\u00e5de pgp og pride p\u00e5 frihelgene mine.<br \/>\nDet var perfekt!<br \/>\nOg n\u00e5 skal jeg ikke delta p\u00e5 noe!<\/p>\n<p>Jeg har heller bestilt meg tur til Oslo i april og meldt meg p\u00e5 Landsm\u00f8te.<br \/>\nSamt bestilt billetter til Dusseldorf i mai og meldt meg p\u00e5 doTERRA convention.<\/p>\n<h4>N\u00e5 er jeg bare redd for at jeg snart f\u00e5r epost med avbestilling.<\/h4>\n<p>Om at jeg ikke har kommet med hverken p\u00e5 landsm\u00f8te eller convention!<\/p>\n<h1>Det er jo slett ikke sikkert<br \/>\nat jeg h\u00f8rer til der heller!<\/h1>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hvor lenge var Adam i paradis osv&#8230; Jeg hadde en s\u00e5nn BRA dag i g\u00e5r, N\u00e5r kreativiteten blomstrer Men midt p\u00e5 dagen ble jeg sparket av hesten og tr\u00f8kket ned i gj\u00f8rmen igjen. 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