Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":10737,"date":"2019-04-01T21:28:12","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T19:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=10737"},"modified":"2019-04-01T21:28:12","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T19:28:12","slug":"bare-lureri-men-jeg-ble-ogsa-lurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/04\/01\/bare-lureri-men-jeg-ble-ogsa-lurt\/","title":{"rendered":"Bare lureri! Men jeg ble ogs\u00e5 lurt!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jada! Det var bare en Aprilsnarr!<\/p>\n

Jeg skal,
\nenn s\u00e5 lenge,
\nikke v\u00e6re med hverken i Farmen eller Kakekrigen!<\/p>\n

Hadde jeg skulle v\u00e6rt med i Farmen
\nhadde jeg ikke f\u00e5tt lov til \u00e5 si et PIP f\u00f8r etterp\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Jeg var nemlig p\u00e5 audition i fjor.
\nEt s\u00e5nt gruppeintervju med stolleken.
\nS\u00e5 det ER s\u00e5nn det foreg\u00e5r.<\/p>\n

Men i \u00e5r har jeg ikke s\u00f8kt en gang.
\nDet ble s\u00e5 mye med min far,
\nat jeg la alt s\u00e5nt p\u00e5 is.<\/p>\n

Jeg vet ikke om s\u00f8knadsfristen er g\u00e5tt ut en gang!
\n(Joda, jeg tror den er i april, og jeg HAR lyst \u00e5 s\u00f8ke i \u00e5r igjen..)<\/p>\n

Kakekrigen skal jeg heller ikke v\u00e6re med p\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Selv om det er det morsomste jeg har gjort i hele mitt liv!<\/p>\n

1 april er en deilig dag.
\nDa sitter jeg om morgenen og tenker:<\/p>\n

\n
«I dag kan jeg skrive n\u00f8yaktig hva jeg vil!!
\nOg det beh\u00f8ver OVERHODE ikke v\u00e6re sant!»<\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jeg har jo i mange \u00e5r pr\u00f8vd \u00e5 bille dere inn at jeg er gravid.
\n(\u00d8nsketenkning)<\/p>\n

Men i \u00e5r tenkte jeg det m\u00e5tte bli noe nytt.
\nDe fleste av dere gikk ikke p\u00e5 den,
\nmen jeg tror jeg lurte noen…<\/p>\n

Jeg ble forresten selv lurt i dag.<\/p>\n

Min kollega kom ut under middagserveringen:<\/p>\n

«Kjersti! Du m\u00e5 komme. <\/strong>
\nEn pasient vil snakke med deg.<\/strong>
\nHun liker ikke middagen. <\/strong>
\nSier det er det verste hun noen gang har f\u00e5tt,<\/strong>
\n og at det ikke g\u00e5r an \u00e5 spise det!»<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Jeg gikk selvsagt rett i krise og tenkte inni meg!<\/p>\n

«Men hva i alle dager kan v\u00e6re galt da?<\/strong>
\n Det var jo s\u00e5 godt!
\nNei nei nei, dette orker jeg ikke!»<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Ved bordet satt en dame og ventet.
\nMed en tallerken hvor alt var oppspist.<\/p>\n

«Hei! Jeg skulle bare hilse til deg fra Birger!<\/strong><\/em>
\nHan var innom p\u00e5 bes\u00f8k men vi s\u00e5 deg ikke da»<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sa damen og smilte gledestr\u00e5lende.<\/p>\n

Min kollega fniste og lo.<\/p>\n

«Du alts\u00e5!
\nDet var dagens Aprilsnarr!
\nJeg ble lurt!»<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Sa jeg.<\/p>\n

Min kollega s\u00e5 forvirret p\u00e5 meg.<\/p>\n

«Aprilsnarr? <\/strong>
\n\u00c5ja, ja det er jo 1 april. <\/strong>
\nJeg laget aprilsnarr uten \u00e5 vite det!»<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Det er g\u00f8y med sp\u00f8k og latter p\u00e5 jobb!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Og det ER n\u00e5 g\u00f8y \u00e5 ha en s\u00e5nn aprilsnarredag i \u00e5ret.<\/p>\n

Har du blitt lurt i dag??
\nOg ble du lurt av min sp\u00f8k?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jada! Det var bare en Aprilsnarr! Jeg skal, enn s\u00e5 lenge, ikke v\u00e6re med hverken i Farmen eller Kakekrigen! Hadde jeg skulle v\u00e6rt med i Farmen hadde jeg ikke f\u00e5tt lov til \u00e5 si et PIP f\u00f8r etterp\u00e5. Jeg var nemlig p\u00e5 audition i fjor. Et s\u00e5nt gruppeintervju med stolleken. 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