Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":11090,"date":"2019-05-03T06:35:39","date_gmt":"2019-05-03T04:35:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=11090"},"modified":"2019-05-03T06:32:09","modified_gmt":"2019-05-03T04:32:09","slug":"i-truse-og-crocs-pa-raev-i-snoen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/05\/03\/i-truse-og-crocs-pa-raev-i-snoen\/","title":{"rendered":"I truse og crocs, p\u00e5 r\u00e6v i sn\u00f8en!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeg v\u00e5knet f\u00f8rst av at Gubben snorket!
\nS\u00e5 klart.
\nJeg som var S\u00c5 glad for \u00e5 f\u00e5 ham hjem i g\u00e5r,
\nkjente den gleden avtok litt i rabalderet som vekket meg.<\/p>\n

Men s\u00e5 h\u00f8rte jeg noe som pep.
\nJeg l\u00e5 lenge og lo litt av meg selv,
\nmens jeg innbilte meg at det var min egen nese som pep.<\/p>\n

Eller kanskje Gubben sin, mellom snorkingen?<\/p>\n

Selv om jeg innerst inne visste det m\u00e5te v\u00e6re Bonnie.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Og Bonnie piper ikke om natten.
\nDa m\u00e5 det v\u00e6re noe spesielt.
\nJeg kr\u00f8p til korset og gikk ned.
\nKlokken var 04.55, alts\u00e5 bare 20 minutter til klokken min ringte.
\nDen absolutt verste tiden \u00e5 m\u00e5tte st\u00e5 opp p\u00e5!<\/p>\n

Ganske riktig,
\nBonnie sto i gangen og trippet.<\/p>\n

Jeg sov bare i en topp,
\nmen fant heldigvis en truse p\u00e5 badet som jeg dro p\u00e5 meg.<\/p>\n

\n
«Hvor ER det b\u00e5ndet,
\nfaens drit,
\nn\u00e5 ligger det igjen i bilen!!»<\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ja! Midt p\u00e5 natten er det lov \u00e5 banne som en bryggesjauer.<\/p>\n

Jeg m\u00e5tte bruke et kort b\u00e5nd, p\u00e5 omlag en meter!<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 med et kort b\u00e5nd, en kort topp, truse og crocs,
\n\u00e5pnet jeg d\u00f8ren og steg ut i,
\n«Men hva pokker!!» SN\u00d8EN?<\/h4>\n

Det var kommet sn\u00f8!!<\/p>\n

Bonnie hadde slett ikke tid til \u00e5 bli forbauset over sn\u00f8en,
\nHUN m\u00e5tte p\u00e5 do, og det N\u00c5!!<\/p>\n

Men \u00e5 slippe henne l\u00f8s turde jeg ikke,
\nhun finner ofte lukter etter katter og andre dyr om morgenen,
\nog da stikker hun! Det orket jeg ikke,
\ns\u00e5 jeg halket etter henne,
\nbarbeint i fire nummer for store crocs.<\/p>\n

Jeg er veldig forn\u00f8yd med at Bonnie alltid skal langt ut i buskene for \u00e5 b\u00e6sje,<\/strong><\/em>
\nmen akkurat i dag var jeg ikke glad.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

For med et vel en meter langt b\u00e5nd,
\nm\u00e5tte jeg fotf\u00f8lge henne i jakten p\u00e5 et perfekt do.<\/p>\n

Og visste du at crocs er glatt p\u00e5 sn\u00f8en?
\nAt for store crocs er vanskelig \u00e5 h\u00e5ndtere i ulendt terreng,
\ni bare truse midt p\u00e5 natten?<\/p>\n

Det gikk som det m\u00e5tte.
\nF\u00f8r Bonnie hadde funnet den perfekte plassen \u00e5 b\u00e6sje p\u00e5,
\nl\u00e5 jeg p\u00e5 r\u00e6v i sn\u00f8en i bare truse,
\nmens Gubbens crocs flakset avg\u00e5rde.<\/h3>\n

<\/p>\n

Nesten synd det ikke var tatt opp p\u00e5 film.
\nFor det m\u00e5 ha v\u00e6rt litt av et syn.<\/p>\n

Og det var en brutal start p\u00e5 dagen!<\/h3>\n

Enda godt det er fredag.<\/p>\n

Skal man starte dagen p\u00e5 r\u00e6v i bare truse og crocs, i sn\u00f8!<\/strong>
\nJa da hjelper det litt at det er fredag!<\/strong><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Hvordan var din start p\u00e5 dagen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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