Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":11102,"date":"2019-05-04T07:29:08","date_gmt":"2019-05-04T05:29:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=11102"},"modified":"2019-05-04T07:58:42","modified_gmt":"2019-05-04T05:58:42","slug":"rosa-scooter-pels-og-brudekjole-det-er-sa-meg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/05\/04\/rosa-scooter-pels-og-brudekjole-det-er-sa-meg\/","title":{"rendered":"Rosa scooter, pels og brudekjole! Det er S\u00c5 meg!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Endelig var dagen her,
\nda bryllupsdagsgaven min kom hjem!<\/p>\n

Som jeg har ventet og lengtet,
\netter min rosa kj\u00f8redoning.<\/p>\n

Jeg skred inn i min brudekjole,
\nog f\u00f8lte meg som en prinsesse n\u00e5r vi entret BergenMCcenter.<\/p>\n

(Det der var l\u00f8gn,
\ndet var pittelitt flaut \u00e5 vase inn i en s\u00e5nt testosterom-milj\u00f8 med brudekjole!)<\/p>\n

Men sykkelen ble min!
\nOg han p\u00e5 BergenMCcenter
\nsa han satt pris p\u00e5 at jeg hadde pyntet meg s\u00e5pass for anledningen!<\/h4>\n
$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n
De ordene varmet,
\nder jeg kj\u00f8rte avg\u00e5rde i pels og brudekjole,
\nsom om det var den naturligste ting i verden!<\/p>\n
$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n
Gubben kj\u00f8rte bak,
\nog i f\u00f8lge ham,
\nh\u00f8stet jeg mange lange blikk fra de som sto p\u00e5 busstoppene.<\/p>\n
Vel hjemme var det bare \u00e5 sprette boblene,
\nog erkl\u00e6re nyscooteren for «\u00e5pnet»<\/p>\n
$\"\"$ <\/p>\n
Boblene vi fikk hos Svigermor p\u00e5 v\u00e5r bryllupsdag!<\/p>\n
(Video p\u00e5 min matgale verden facebook\/instagram)<\/p>\n
Jeg lurte litt p\u00e5 \u00e5 hvilket navn den skulle f\u00e5,
\nscooteren,
\nog har ikke blitt helt enig med meg selv.<\/p>\n
$\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n
Forel\u00f8big heter den bare bryllupsgaven.<\/strong><\/p>\n
Venninnen, du vet,<\/strong>
\nmin tidligere scooter,<\/strong>
\nhun som elsket \u00e5 f\u00e5 av seg k\u00e5pen borte hos naboen.<\/strong>
\nHun som alltid skulle v\u00e6re litt «syk», s\u00e5nn at hun m\u00e5tte bort og bli fikset p\u00e5.<\/strong>
\nLever i beste velg\u00e5ende, eller,<\/strong>
\nikke beste, hun har «litt problemer med seg selv» fremdeles,<\/strong>
\nog har n\u00e5 fast opphold hos naboen.<\/strong><\/p>\n
Poenget var at hun het jo «venninnen.»<\/strong><\/p>\n
S\u00e5 blir navnet p\u00e5 scooteren n\u00e5 «bryllupsgaven»?<\/strong>
\nEller har du et annet forslag?<\/p>\n
$\"\"$ <\/p>\n

Og er Gubben forn\u00f8yd med navnet?
\nHan var i hvert fall mektig stolt
\nder han kj\u00f8rte bak kjerringen sin p\u00e5 rosa scooter i pels og brudekjole!!<\/h4>\n
Eller var det jeg som tenkte det???
\nVar han kanskje pittelitt flau ??<\/p>\n
Dagen tok seg i hvert fall betraktelig opp,
\netter morgenen:<\/p>\n
I truse og crocs, p\u00e5 r\u00e6v i sn\u00f8en!<\/a><\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Endelig var dagen her, da bryllupsdagsgaven min kom hjem! Som jeg har ventet og lengtet, etter min rosa kj\u00f8redoning. Jeg skred inn i min brudekjole, og f\u00f8lte meg som en prinsesse n\u00e5r vi entret BergenMCcenter. (Det der var l\u00f8gn, det var pittelitt flaut \u00e5 vase inn i en s\u00e5nt testosterom-milj\u00f8 med brudekjole!) Men sykkelen ble 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