Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":11571,"date":"2019-07-17T06:15:25","date_gmt":"2019-07-17T04:15:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=11571"},"modified":"2019-07-17T06:25:34","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T04:25:34","slug":"nei-men-i-hel%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4-du-tuller-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/07\/17\/nei-men-i-hel%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4-du-tuller-no\/","title":{"rendered":"«Nei men i HEL#\u00a4%!\u00a4%\u00a4#%! Du TULLER NO!!»"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ved middagsbordet i g\u00e5r.<\/p>\n

Vi spiser kylling-wraps i hjemmelaget kebab-lefse<\/a>,
\nda telefonen ringer.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Heldigvis hadde jeg husket servietter.<\/p>\n

Det er min mor,
\nsom vil fortelle at<\/p>\n

«n\u00e5r hellene t\u00f8rket ble det veldig fint!\u00a0<\/em><\/strong>
\nDu gjorde en god jobb der!»<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Vi prater litt, avslutter og jeg legger telefonen p\u00e5 bordet ved siden av tallerkenen.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 forteller jeg de andre hva hun ringte om og sier:<\/p>\n

\n

«Vent, dere skal f\u00e5 se bilder»<\/h4>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jeg reiser meg og g\u00e5r p\u00e5 kj\u00f8kkenet.<\/p>\n

Ingen telefon.<\/p>\n

Jeg g\u00e5r i stuen, ser under stuebordet, i sofaen.<\/p>\n

Ingen telefon.<\/p>\n

Gubben og Guttene sitter ved spisebordet med middagen
\nog ser litt forundret p\u00e5 meg som g\u00e5r frem og tilbake.<\/p>\n

\n

«Jeg finner ikke telefonen,
\ndere skulle jo f\u00e5 se bilder»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gubben ser p\u00e5 meg med \u00f8yne store som klinkekuler!
\nF\u00f8r han \u00e5pner munnen som er full av mat og utbryter.<\/p>\n

\n

«Nei men i Hel#!\u00a4»#!#!
\nDu TULLER NO!!»<\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Litt vanskelig \u00e5 forst\u00e5 siden han har hele munnen full av kyllingwrap.<\/p>\n

Jeg ser forbauset p\u00e5 han og all maten i munnen.<\/p>\n

Guttene bare stirrer p\u00e5 meg,
\nmens \u00f8ynene ruller s\u00e5 h\u00f8yt opp at de truer med \u00e5 ta turen over hodet og ned i nakken!<\/p>\n

Og akkurat n\u00e5r jeg ser telefonen,
\nsom jeg akkurat snakket i og la fra meg ved siden av tallerkenen,
\nkommer det unisont fra de med middagsbordet!<\/p>\n

\n

«Du snakket jo akkurat i den!!»<\/h1>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Ja har du sett.
\nDet var jo den jeg snakket i!<\/p>\n

\n

«Gj\u00f8r du dette med vilje
\nfor \u00e5 ha ting \u00e5 skrive om p\u00e5 bloggen eller?»<\/h4>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tja, jeg skulle jo s\u00e5 gjerne sagt ja da,
\nmen dessverre m\u00e5 jeg svare nei….<\/p>\n

Jeg bare surret litt.
\nOg n\u00e5r skam skal frem,
\ns\u00e5 m\u00e5 jeg jo erkjenne at jeg en gang snakket i telefonen,
\nog samtidig lette etter den i vesken….<\/h4>\n

Men dette forteller jeg i hvert fall IKKE til Gubbe og Gutter….<\/p>\n

Kanskje jeg kan skylde p\u00e5 det lave stoffskifte?
\nFor i den gruppen jeg er med i p\u00e5 FB er ALT stoffskifte sin feil.
\nDette er antagelig lavt-stoffskifte-relatert, \u00e5 v\u00e6re s\u00e5 surret!<\/p>\n

Men hellene ble fine da…<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

F\u00f8r
\nEtter<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ved middagsbordet i g\u00e5r. Vi spiser kylling-wraps i hjemmelaget kebab-lefse, da telefonen ringer. Heldigvis hadde jeg husket servietter. Det er min mor, som vil fortelle at «n\u00e5r hellene t\u00f8rket ble det veldig fint!\u00a0 Du gjorde en god jobb der!» Vi prater litt, avslutter og jeg legger telefonen p\u00e5 bordet ved siden av tallerkenen. 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