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Dag 3<\/p>\n

Etter nok en deilig frokost,
\nfor den ER nydelig alts\u00e5!
\nGubben gikk p\u00e5 stranden,
\njeg svinset og svanset litt i noen butikker,
\nkj\u00f8pte drikke og gikk s\u00e5 ned p\u00e5 stranden jeg og.
\nEn bitte-liten bobleflaske gj\u00f8r seg i varmen.
\nDet var herlige b\u00f8lger,
\np\u00e5 grensen til skummelt.
\nJa, for meg s\u00e5 klart.
\nGubben himlet med \u00f8gene n\u00e5r jeg mente at b\u00f8lgene kom til \u00e5 dra meg til havs!<\/p>\n

Men heldigvis var han villig med p\u00e5 \u00e5 ta bilder.
\nDet gikk nesten over styr da han snublet med mobil og det hele.
\nMen s\u00e5pass m\u00e5 det v\u00e6re.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Vi spiste lunsj p\u00e5 en strandbar.
\nJeg valgte en helt nydelig salat,
\nmed lokale fiken, avocado (eller guacamole, som Gubben tror det heter)
\nvaln\u00f8tter, og balsamico.
\nNydelige smaker!
\nGubben var litt mer classic som du ser….<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 elsker jeg at man f\u00e5r «premie» n\u00e5r man skal betale!
\nSnakk om \u00e5 gj\u00f8re betalingen mer smidig!
\nOg denne premien hadde min venninne Frodith<\/a> elsket!<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Jeg ble s\u00e5 klart solbrent!<\/p>\n

Alltid er det noen omr\u00e5der som blir glemt.
\nTil tross for at jeg kun l\u00e5 under parasoll!
\nHeldigvis har jeg med Lavendel for s\u00e5nt!<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Det var tid for fotball.
\nF\u00f8rst \u00c5sanekamp p\u00e5 rommet,
\nog s\u00e5 ManU-Chelsea ute p\u00e5 pub.<\/p>\n

Jeg gikk p\u00e5 et informasjonsm\u00f8te og meldte oss p\u00e5 en padlebrett-tur i morgen imens.<\/p>\n

Det skulle jeg jo aldri gjort….<\/p>\n

For n\u00e5r jeg fikk melding fra Gubben,
\nom at han satt vis-a-vis puben vi var p\u00e5 i g\u00e5r,
\nog at han var s\u00e5 svett at det s\u00e5 ut som han hadde tisset p\u00e5 seg,
\nglemte jo jeg \u00e5 lese at det ogs\u00e5 sto » litt lengre borte»<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 jeg gikk vis-a-vis den puben jeg.
\nog kom inn i et stort lokale med en haug med folk som satt og s\u00e5 p\u00e5 kampen.<\/p>\n

Jeg speidet og speidet etter en skallet Gubbe,
\nmen s\u00e5 ingen.<\/p>\n

Da kom servit\u00f8ren bort til meg og spurte hvem jeg s\u00e5 etter.<\/p>\n

\n

«I`m looking for a bald guy, my husband»<\/h4>\n

\n«Oh, whats his name??»<\/h4>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Sa servit\u00f8ren.
\nJeg ble litt forvirret,
\nvisste han navnet p\u00e5 dem som var her??<\/p>\n

\n

«Eh….his bald…..his name is Ivar»<\/h4>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Og f\u00f8r jeg visste ordet av det,
\ntok servit\u00f8ren frem en megafon,
\nog s\u00e5 jallet det over hele puben:<\/p>\n

\n

«Ivan, Ivan, are you here??
\nYour wife is here?
\nYou have to come now.
\nIvan, Ivan??
\nAre you here Ivan??
\nYou`r wife is here…..!»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jeg r\u00f8dmet fra h\u00e5rr\u00f8ttene helt ned i t\u00e6rne!
\nFor hele lokalet,
\nspesielt damene,
\nholdt p\u00e5 \u00e5 le seg fillete!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Og Gubben var jo slett ikke der!
\nMen p\u00e5 en pub litt lenger borte….<\/p>\n

Jeg m\u00e5tte g\u00e5 fra pub`en,<\/strong>
\ntil full latter fra alle som satt der.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Og fant Gubben,
\np\u00e5 puben litt lenger borte,
\nfremdeles svett,
\nmen det s\u00e5 heldigvis ikke lenger ut som om han hadde tisset p\u00e5 seg….<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Vi gikk litt opp i h\u00f8yden,
\nog fant en herlig restaurant med nydelig utsikt.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Vi bestilte mixed grill for to.
\nOg det er jo godt.
\nMen langt fra spesielt. S\u00e5 god mat. Helt greit.
\n«Premien» til betalingen var raki-sherry og gresk yoghurt med kanel-sirup.
\nKanel-sirup alts\u00e5…..kan det bli bedre??<\/p>\n

Den eeelsket jeg!<\/p>\n

No hooka denne kvelden.
\nVi gikk hjem, for jeg skulle tidlig opp i dag.<\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

Det ble frokost for 1.
\nOg tur i fjellet!<\/p>\n

Mer om det i morgen.
\nPeace-out!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dag 3 Etter nok en deilig frokost, for den ER nydelig alts\u00e5! Gubben gikk p\u00e5 stranden, jeg svinset og svanset litt i noen butikker, kj\u00f8pte drikke og gikk s\u00e5 ned p\u00e5 stranden jeg og. En bitte-liten bobleflaske gj\u00f8r seg i varmen. Det var herlige b\u00f8lger, p\u00e5 grensen til skummelt. Ja, for meg s\u00e5 klart. 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