Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":12610,"date":"2020-03-16T06:54:24","date_gmt":"2020-03-16T05:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=12610"},"modified":"2020-03-16T07:31:58","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T06:31:58","slug":"hva-skjedde-med-sondagen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2020\/03\/16\/hva-skjedde-med-sondagen\/","title":{"rendered":"«Hva skjedde med s\u00f8ndagen?»"},"content":{"rendered":"

I g\u00e5r v\u00e5knet jeg kvart over fire p\u00e5 morgenen.
\nOg var hundre prosent sikker p\u00e5 at det var mandag!<\/p>\n

Med tanke p\u00e5 at jeg ikke var i seng f\u00f8r n\u00e6rmere to p\u00e5 natten,
\nOG at det siste jeg inntok f\u00f8r jeg la meg var en nydelig Irish Coffee,
\ns\u00e5 skj\u00f8nner du at jeg ikke var helt meg selv.<\/p>\n

Men jeg v\u00e5knet alts\u00e5!
\nGikk i skapet og fant frem kl\u00e6r.
\nNed p\u00e5 badet og utf\u00f8rte vanlige morgenrutiner.
\nTok tablettene mine,
\nmen begynte stusse da jeg s\u00e5 at s\u00f8ndagens p-pille ikke var spist….<\/p>\n

\n
«Hva skjedde med s\u00f8ndagen??»<\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jeg sto p\u00e5 badet,
\nganske s\u00e5 fortumlet og egentlig veldig d\u00e5rlig.<\/p>\n

\n
«Hvorfor er jeg svimmel og d\u00e5rlig,
\nog hva skjedde med s\u00f8ndagen??»<\/h5>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jeg husket ingenting fra s\u00f8ndagen!
\nDet var helt blankt!<\/p>\n

\n
«Dette er jo skikkelig skummelt!
\nHvorfor husker jeg ingenting fra s\u00f8ndagen?
\nOg hvorfor er jeg s\u00e5 svimmel?»<\/h6>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jeg stakk hode ut og s\u00e5 p\u00e5 klokken.
\n04:30<\/p>\n

\n
Halv FEM!»
\nHvorfor har jeg st\u00e5tt opp s\u00e5 tidlig?
\nJeg st\u00e5r jo ikke opp f\u00f8r 05:15!!
\nOg HVA SKJEDDE MED S\u00d8NDAGEN???»<\/h6>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jeg gikk opp p\u00e5 soverommet igjen og vekket Gubben.<\/p>\n

\n
«Hva er det som skjer??
\nJeg husker jo ingenting fra s\u00f8ndagen?
\nDu m\u00e5 hjelpe meg!!»<\/h6>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Gubben s\u00e5 forvirret p\u00e5 meg.<\/p>\n

\n

S\u00f8ndagen??»
\nG\u00e5 og legg deg!
\nS\u00f8ndagen har ikke startet enda!»<\/h4>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Og det hadde han helt rett i.
\nS\u00f8ndagen var heldigvis ikke forsvunnet.<\/p>\n

Jeg la meg til \u00e5 sove igjen,
\nOg v\u00e5knet klokken 9.
\nLykkelig med tanke p\u00e5 at det var s\u00f8ndag.<\/p>\n

Jeg har det ofte s\u00e5nn n\u00e5r jeg har drukket alkohol,
\njeg br\u00e5v\u00e5kner noen timer etter jeg sovner.
\nFull i angst over ett eller annet.<\/p>\n

I g\u00e5r hadde jeg alts\u00e5 mistet en hel dag!<\/p>\n

Heldigvis g\u00e5r det over.<\/p>\n

S\u00f8ndagen var en deilig dag,
\nvi spiste god mat, mange ganger,
\nl\u00e5 p\u00e5 sofa og s\u00e5 p\u00e5 serier,
\ngikk tur i skogen med Bonnie,
\npratet i telefonen med min mor,
\nog n\u00f8t s\u00f8ndagen akkurat s\u00e5nn en s\u00f8ndag skal nytes.<\/p>\n

Og N\u00c5 er det mandag og jobb.
\nHelt p\u00e5 ekte!<\/p>\n

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I g\u00e5r v\u00e5knet jeg kvart over fire p\u00e5 morgenen. Og var hundre prosent sikker p\u00e5 at det var mandag! 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