Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":2269,"date":"2016-11-15T06:24:18","date_gmt":"2016-11-15T05:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=2269"},"modified":"2016-11-15T06:24:18","modified_gmt":"2016-11-15T05:24:18","slug":"kveppen-i-kroppen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2016\/11\/15\/kveppen-i-kroppen\/","title":{"rendered":"Kveppen i Kroppen."},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Du vet vel etter hvert at jeg er litt overdrevent kveppen i kroppen.
\nAt jeg hopper og skriker s\u00e5nn innimellom,
\ndersom noen plutselig st\u00e5r der jeg trodde ingen sto,
\nom toalettd\u00f8ren er l\u00e5st n\u00e5r jeg trodde den var \u00e5pen osv\u2026<\/p>\n

Det er til tider ganske pinlig,
\nog det var det ogs\u00e5 i forrige uke.<\/p>\n

I min ene vakt p\u00e5 jobben,
\ninng\u00e5r det \u00e5 lage i stand noe mat som blir hentet 11,30.
\nJeg er stort sett tidlig klar med denne,
\nog det er ganske s\u00e5 innarbeidet og greit.<\/p>\n

Men her i forrige uke hadde jeg litt mye \u00e5 gj\u00f8re,
\ns\u00e5 jeg utsatte \u00e5 lage den maten et par ganger.<\/p>\n

Det skulle jeg ikke gjort.<\/p>\n

Jeg glemte det!<\/h6>\n
Og da klokken var 11,30,
\nog den hyggelige mannen som skulle hente maten,
\nstakk sitt smilende ansikt inn p\u00e5 kj\u00f8kkenet,
\nble han vitne til en hysterisk reaksjon!<\/h6>\n
Jeg gispet h\u00f8yt,
\nhoppet opp i luften,
\nog slo hendene foran munnen.<\/h6>\n

Det s\u00e5 antagelig ut som om jeg trodde han kom for \u00e5 drepe meg!<\/h4>\n

\u00d8ynene mine var runde som klinkekuler,
\nog h\u00e5ret sto rett til v\u00e6rs,
\nunder kokkeluen!<\/h6>\n

Mannen i d\u00f8ren ble om mulig enda mer skremt enn meg.
\nAv min reaksjon.
\nS\u00e5 han forsikret meg om at det gikk bra,
\n\u201dBare lag noe enkelt, ikke stress\u201d<\/p>\n

Vel, stresser gj\u00f8r jeg n\u00e5r jeg har glemt noe,
\nfor prektige Kjersti SKAL jo helst ikke glemme noe.<\/p>\n

Men det verste er alts\u00e5 den der reaksjonen.<\/p>\n

For hva m\u00e5 de ikke tro om meg?<\/p>\n

G\u00e5r jeg under \u201dHun hysteriske p\u00e5 kj\u00f8kkenet\u201d?<\/p>\n

\u201dHun overdramatiske p\u00e5 kj\u00f8kkenet\u201d?<\/h6>\n

Eller \u201dhun der lettskremte p\u00e5 kj\u00f8kkenet\u201d<\/h6>\n

Jeg ser jo ut som om jeg tror alle skal ta livet av meg,
\ns\u00e5nn som jeg hopper, skriker og skvetter!<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 fredag er det julebord.
\n\"cropped-IMG_20160514_194015.jpg\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Mulig jeg f\u00e5r et eget bord da,
\nlydisolert borte i en krok,
\nog alle f\u00e5r beskjed om «IKKE \u00e5 g\u00e5 n\u00e6rme bordet f\u00f8r hun har sett deg!»<\/strong> <\/em>
\nKanskje de pakker meg inn i bobleplast og,
\ns\u00e5 jeg ikke knekker noen ben av \u00e5 kveppe i h\u00f8ye h\u00e6ler?<\/p>\n

#hysteriskkjerring!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Du vet vel etter hvert at jeg er litt overdrevent kveppen i kroppen. At jeg hopper og skriker s\u00e5nn innimellom, dersom noen plutselig st\u00e5r der jeg trodde ingen sto, om toalettd\u00f8ren er l\u00e5st n\u00e5r jeg trodde den var \u00e5pen osv\u2026 Det er til tider ganske pinlig, og det var det ogs\u00e5 i forrige 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