og f\u00e5tt inn med morsmelken at kjedebrev er djevelens verk!<\/strong><\/p>\nMuligens ikke akkurat det jeg ble l\u00e6rt,
\nmen min oppfatning av kjedebrev blir omtrent s\u00e5nn.
\nOg da spesielt disse med strenge instrukser om hva du m\u00e5 gj\u00f8re innen s\u00e5 og s\u00e5 lang tid, for hvis du gj\u00f8r det, DA blir du lykkelig da!<\/p>\n
Hver gang jeg f\u00e5r en ferdigkopiert melding i innboksen min,
\nringer kjedebrev-bjellene h\u00f8yt,
\nog jeg overser hele meldingen.<\/p>\n
Og kan du tenke deg!
\nAt vi f\u00f8r fikk brev i postkassen.
\nSom vi skrev av, og laget flere brev,
\nsom vi skrev adresser p\u00e5 og sendt videre,
\nvi betalte til og med frimerker for \u00e5 sende kjedebrev!<\/h6>\n
Men det ble jo aldri noen suksess!
\nFor jeg husker fremdeles at jeg sendte en r\u00f8d truse \u00a0<\/strong>i posten,
\nog brev til flere andre.
\nOg at jeg ventet i spenning p\u00e5 at det skulle ramle inn med truser i brev til meg! Nye truser alts\u00e5.
\nJeg skulle f\u00e5 en helt ny truse-park i posten!<\/p>\nDet kom aldri en truse!<\/h6>\n
Og min tro p\u00e5 kjedebrev fikk en absolutt stopp!
\nAldri mer!<\/p>\n
S\u00e5 beklager dere som sender meg b\u00e5de det ene og det andre,
\njeg liker dere like godt selv om jeg ikke sender klemmer og roser tilbake.<\/p>\n
Jeg svarer ikke.<\/p>\n
Av prinsipp.<\/p>\n
Frembrakt av en r\u00f8d truse!<\/h6>\n
#kjedebrev<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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