Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":2470,"date":"2016-12-31T08:33:45","date_gmt":"2016-12-31T07:33:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=2470"},"modified":"2016-12-31T08:33:45","modified_gmt":"2016-12-31T07:33:45","slug":"en-forskrekkelig-fael-drom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2016\/12\/31\/en-forskrekkelig-fael-drom\/","title":{"rendered":"En forskrekkelig f\u00e6l dr\u00f8m!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Den siste natten i 2016 ble en forskrekkelig natt.
\nMed en forskrekkelig f\u00e6l dr\u00f8m!<\/p>\n

Etter \u00e5 ha v\u00e5knet midt p\u00e5 natten,
\nkvalm og altfor varm i kroppen,
\nantagelig etter \u00e5 ha inntatt for mye mat og sjokolade i g\u00e5 kveld,
\nslumret jeg endelig til igjen.<\/p>\n

For s\u00e5 \u00e5 havne i en f\u00e6l dr\u00f8m!<\/p>\n

Vi var samlet hele familien,
\nog etter at jeg spisst hadde p\u00e5pekt at min ene bror og datteren hans BURDE kunne klare \u00e5 dusje hjemme,
\nog ikke lage k\u00f8 p\u00e5 baderommet n\u00e5r vi var sammen,
\nvar ferdig p\u00e5 hytta.
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Deretter kj\u00f8rte vi hjem til min mor og far sitt hus.<\/p>\n

Men d\u00f8ren sto \u00e5pen!
\nHadde mamma glemt \u00e5 lukke den n\u00e5r hun gikk?<\/h6>\n

Det var m\u00f8rkt ute,
\nmen lys inni gangen.<\/p>\n

Jeg gikk f\u00f8rst inn,
\nog jeg s\u00e5 fort at her var uvedkommende p\u00e5 gang.
\nEt rullebord med pynteting var kj\u00f8rt ut i gangen,
\nog jeg h\u00f8rte noen romsterte i underetasjen.<\/p>\n

Jeg l\u00f8p til d\u00f8ren for \u00e5 rope p\u00e5 de andre,
\nhelt stresset,
\nmen jeg fikk ikke frem et ord.<\/h6>\n

Ropte, men ingen lyd kom.
\nS\u00e5 jeg gestikulerte s\u00e5nn at de skj\u00f8nte at noe var galt,
\nog kom inn i gangen de og.<\/p>\n

Jeg ble st\u00e5ende utenfor,
\nmens resten av familien forsvant ned i kjelleren.<\/p>\n

Jeg pr\u00f8vde \u00e5 rope at vi m\u00e5tte sperre kjellerd\u00f8rene,
\nmen fremdeles kom det ikke et ord frem n\u00e5r jeg ropte,
\nog n\u00e5r jeg gikk ned for \u00e5 se,
\ns\u00e5 jeg lommelykter hoppe nedover i skogen.
\nTyvene var stukket!<\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 ble det helt stille.
\nIkke en lyd.
\nJeg gikk inn i gangen.
\nIngenting.
\nJeg ropte «hallo» og stemmen virket, men ingen svarte.<\/p>\n

Det ble iskaldt inni meg.
\nHva hadde skjedd!<\/p>\n

Jeg l\u00f8p ut og bortover veien.
\nBestemte meg for \u00e5 l\u00f8pe ned til min fetter som bodde lengre nede.
\nDa jeg var kommet litt ned i bakken h\u00f8rte jeg en bil komme kj\u00f8rende i hylende fart,
\n\u00e5 nei,
\ndet var sikkert innbruddstyvene!<\/p>\n

Jeg hoppet ned i gr\u00f8ftekanten og ble liggende helt stille.
\nForbannet den r\u00f8de buksen jeg hadde p\u00e5.<\/h6>\n
Bilen suste forbi,
\nmen s\u00e5 kom den sakte ryggende tilbake….<\/h6>\n

Jeg var stiv av skrekk,
\nmen fikk dradd hetten over hode.<\/p>\n

Etter noen nervepirrende minutter kj\u00f8rte bilen avg\u00e5rde igjen.<\/p>\n

Jeg l\u00f8p inn til min fetter,
\nmen da jeg stotrende pr\u00f8vde \u00e5 forklare,
\nbare smilte han.<\/p>\n

«Slapp av, det var bare en sp\u00f8k!
\nDe har reist til syden hele gjengen.
\nDe visste jo at du ikke ville v\u00e6re med,
\ns\u00e5 hele innbruddet var bare for \u00e5 lure deg litt»<\/h6>\n

Og s\u00e5 v\u00e5knet jeg!
\nFremdeles med skrekk i hver sene,
\nuvel av alt for mye mat,
\nog med en kok-varm kropp.<\/p>\n

Det der var d\u00e5rlig sp\u00f8k alts\u00e5!
\nD\u00e5rlig gjort av br\u00f8drene mine!<\/p>\n

Denne dr\u00f8mmen skal bli v\u00e6rende i 2016,
\nmens jeg tripper lekende lett over i 2017!<\/p>\n

Og satser p\u00e5 et \u00e5r med bare rosenr\u00f8de dr\u00f8mmer<\/p>\n

Takk for i \u00e5r.
\nOg takk til deg som leser bloggen min,
\ndet setter jeg utrolig stor pris p\u00e5!<\/p>\n

For det m\u00e5 ut,
\nalt dette som surrer rundt i mitt hode!<\/p>\n

#2016<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Den siste natten i 2016 ble en forskrekkelig natt. Med en forskrekkelig f\u00e6l dr\u00f8m! Etter \u00e5 ha v\u00e5knet midt p\u00e5 natten, kvalm og altfor varm i kroppen, antagelig etter \u00e5 ha inntatt for mye mat og sjokolade i g\u00e5 kveld, slumret jeg endelig til igjen. For s\u00e5 \u00e5 havne i en f\u00e6l dr\u00f8m! 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