Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":3268,"date":"2017-04-22T16:57:53","date_gmt":"2017-04-22T14:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=3268"},"modified":"2017-04-22T16:57:53","modified_gmt":"2017-04-22T14:57:53","slug":"knivdrama-pa-flesland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2017\/04\/22\/knivdrama-pa-flesland\/","title":{"rendered":"Knivdrama p\u00e5 Flesland."},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeg kom meg jo som kjent glatt igjennom sikkerhetskontrollen n\u00e5r jeg skulle fly til Oslo.<\/p>\n

Det gjorde derimot IKKE min venninne,
\nhenne jeg overrasket p\u00e5 hotellet i dag tidlig.
\n(Les innlegg HER)<\/a><\/p>\n

Hun kom,
\nlitt nerv\u00f8s hun og, som jeg bruker \u00e5 v\u00e6re, inn igjennom sikkerhetskontrollen.
\nHun kom seg igjennom,
\nmen sekken kom ikke ut som forventet,
\nistedenfor kom en morsk mann frem til henne,
\nog han hadde med seg sekken.<\/p>\n

«Kan du vennligst ta ut KNIVEN du har med deg her i sekken??»<\/strong><\/h6>\n

Min venninne ble forskrekket st\u00e5ende og gape.<\/p>\n

«Kniven??»
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

«Ja!» Mannen s\u00e5 fremdeles morsk ut, nesten sint. «Ja, kniven du har i sekken»<\/p>\n

«H\u00e6?»<\/p>\n

Hun fikk sekken tildelt og mannen la armene i kors mens han overv\u00e5ket utpakkingen. Som om hun skulle finne p\u00e5 \u00e5 stikke av eller noe.<\/p>\n

N\u00e5 s\u00e5 jeg med en gang for meg gamle truser og bh`er som flakset veggimellom mens hun pakket ut.<\/p>\n

Dessverre hadde hun v\u00e6rt s\u00e5 smart \u00e5 pakke alt i poser.
\nTragisk for historien, men dog, smart av henne.<\/p>\n

Mens hun pakket ut kom hun til \u00e5 tenke p\u00e5 p\u00e5skeferien, og at sekken hadde v\u00e6rt i bruk av broren.
\nMen hun hadde jo pakket ut regnbuksen som l\u00e5 nederst…
\nLikevel erindret hun s\u00e5vidt broren sitte og spikke p\u00e5 noen p\u00f8lsepinner….<\/p>\n

Og ganske riktig.<\/p>\n

Nederst i sekken l\u00e5 en sammenleggbar kniv.
\nDen som broren hadde brukt i p\u00e5sken til \u00e5 spikke med.<\/p>\n

Kniven kom for en dag!<\/p>\n

«Jaha!» sa den sure sikkerhetsvakten. «DENNE g\u00e5r i bosset»<\/p>\n

Han holdt kniven demonstrativt opp i luften.<\/p>\n

«Ja, men det er jo min bror sin» Sa min venninne beflippet.<\/p>\n

«\u00c5ja» svarte mannen. «Ja da blir det dyrt for deg!»<\/p>\n

Min venninne var blitt lattermild av hele opptreden,
\nhun s\u00e5 allerede for seg den gode historien hun kunne fortelle.<\/p>\n

«Javel da» sa hun, f\u00f8r hun syngende begynte \u00e5 danse foran sikkerhetsvakten.
\n«la den g\u00e5, la den g\u00e5\u00e5, la kniven g\u00e5 i bosset n\u00e5, la den g\u00e5, la den g\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5, den var ikkke engang miiiin. Min bror blir sint, men det er ogs\u00e5 du, s\u00e5 la g\u00e5, la den g\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5, det er bare en dum kniv likevel!»<\/p>\n

Eh…..nei, det var ikke helt s\u00e5nn den sluttet, hun hadde antagelig blitt lagt i jern hadde hun gjort det der.<\/p>\n

Kniven gikk i bosset, min venninne kom seg p\u00e5 flyet, og jeg fikk servert en god historie til frokost.
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

#knivdrama<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jeg kom meg jo som kjent glatt igjennom sikkerhetskontrollen n\u00e5r jeg skulle fly til Oslo. Det gjorde derimot IKKE min venninne, henne jeg overrasket p\u00e5 hotellet i dag tidlig. (Les innlegg HER) Hun kom, litt nerv\u00f8s hun og, som jeg bruker \u00e5 v\u00e6re, inn igjennom sikkerhetskontrollen. 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