en ekstra stringtruse i buksen.<\/strong><\/p>\nN\u00e5r du begynner \u00e5 lure p\u00e5 om en stringtrusen kan ha blitt liggende igjen inni buksen,
\nog du bare har tredd den p\u00e5 uten \u00e5 merke det!<\/p>\n
Jo mer du tenker p\u00e5 det,
\ndesto st\u00f8rre vokser f\u00f8lelsen seg.<\/p>\n
Til slutt kjennes det ut som du har en hel str\u00f8mpebukse,
\nliggende i en kveil inni buksen!<\/h5>\n
Og ikke kan du kjenne etter,
\nei heller sjekke!
\nHer st\u00e5r man jo midt inne i en treningssal med speil p\u00e5 alle kanter!<\/p>\n
Det er nok noe med at treningsbuksen siger litt,
\nog at l\u00e5rene klabber seg inntil hverandre!<\/p>\n
For n\u00e5r jeg kommer ut i garderoben,
\ns\u00e5 finnes det slett ingen ekstra truse i buksene!<\/p>\n
Men den f\u00f8lelsen alts\u00e5!
\nN\u00e5r man st\u00e5r der og f\u00f8ler at det ligger en ekstra kveil rundt l\u00e5r og rumpe,
\nog tenk om den faller ut!
\nTenk \u00e5 st\u00e5 der i treningssalen hvis noen plutselig roper:<\/p>\n
«Hei du! Ja du! Du mistet en brukt truse der borte!!»<\/h4>\n
Om det n\u00e5 hadde v\u00e6rt en ekstra truse i buksene,
\ns\u00e5 er jo sannsynligheten for at den skulle kunne falle ut fra det \u00e5letrange lycrabuksen omtrent umulig!
\nMen f\u00f8lelsen og tankene kj\u00f8rer jo sitt eget l\u00f8p!<\/p>\n
Jeg hadde overhode ingen ekstra trusen under treningsbuksene i g\u00e5r!<\/p>\n
Men det skal sies,
\nat jeg faktisk en gang gikk p\u00e5 jobb i barnehagen,
\nog etter en halvtime kjente noe rart p\u00e5 l\u00e5ret under buksen,
\nog DET var faktisk g\u00e5rsdagens stringtruse som hadde lurt seg med p\u00e5 jobb uten at jeg merket det!<\/h5>\n
Heldigvis fikk jeg fjernet den f\u00f8r noen andre s\u00e5 det!<\/p>\n
Ha en kontrollert trusedag!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
God morgen. Jeg var p\u00e5 trening i g\u00e5r, etter jobb. Det er ganske tungt \u00e5 trene etter jobb, s\u00e5 n\u00e5r jeg hadde g\u00e5tt mine 200 skritt i trappemaskinen, verket det i brystet og jeg m\u00e5tte st\u00e5 \u00a0tvekroket over et apparat og ta meg inn igjen. 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