\n<\/a>Og selv jeg med min kastearm kan f\u00e5 denne langt avg\u00e5rde,
\nja,
\nom jeg ikke bare kliner den rett i husveggen da!<\/p>\nI natt dr\u00f8mte jeg at jeg og en venninne av meg skulle overnatte utend\u00f8rs.<\/p>\n
Ikke hvor som helst,
\nmen p\u00e5 Danmarksplass!
\nDet skulle bli et blogg-stunt,
\nog vi rigget oss til midt p\u00e5 Danmarksplass med puter og dyne….<\/p>\n
Jeg skulle bare en liten tur til byen med Gubben f\u00f8rst,
\nvi avtalte \u00e5 m\u00f8tes igjen senere,
\nmen n\u00e5r jeg tekstet min venninne svarte hun ikke,
\nvi skulle jo m\u00f8tes igjen og dra sammen opp for \u00e5 fullf\u00f8re overnattingen.<\/p>\n
I Selvik-krysset sto vogner med saft og cola,
\nnye amerikanske typer jeg aldri hadde smakt.
\nJeg pr\u00f8vde en, men m\u00e5tte betale for den.
\nEnda jeg trodde det var smakspr\u00f8ver!
\nHeldigvis hadde jeg dollar i lommen, baklommen.
\nDen baklommen s\u00e5 var s\u00e5 stor at jeg m\u00e5tte gjennoms\u00f8ke hele shortsen f\u00f8r jeg fant lappen.
\nMen dollar hadde jeg!<\/p>\n
Jeg fikk aldri tak i min venninne igjen,
\nog havnet snart p\u00e5 et hotell hvor stuepikene hadde tatt feil av fargene p\u00e5 h\u00e5ndkl\u00e6r og sjampoflaskene p\u00e5 rommet v\u00e5rt.
\nDet var et stort firmannsrom,
\nog vi hadde forskjellige hyller og forskjellige produkter til hver luksuri\u00f8se seng.
\nJeg sa det ikke var s\u00e5 farlig,
\nog stuepiken viste meg at de brukte samme sjampo i flaskene uansett.<\/p>\n
Jeg var imidlertid litt bekymret for at noen skulle ha stj\u00e5let puten og dynen min som jeg ikke hadde hentet p\u00e5 Danmarksplass,
\nsamt for at min venninne skulle v\u00e6re litt snurt,
\nenda jeg hadde pr\u00f8vd \u00e5 f\u00e5 tak i henne.<\/p>\n
N\u00e5r jeg s\u00e5 p\u00e5 telefonen s\u00e5 jeg at jeg hadde sendt meldingen til en helt annen.
\nJeg hadde s\u00e5 klart ikke brillene med meg!<\/p>\n
Men s\u00e5 v\u00e5knet jeg.<\/p>\n
Det blogg-stuntet der kommer jeg bare ikke til \u00e5 sette i gang!
\nHerlighet s\u00e5 skummelt!!<\/p>\n
Ha en livsglad dag!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Som enhver stol mor vanker det skrytebilder av «avkommet» i ny og ne. Og n\u00e5 snakker jeg om Bonnie. For hadde jeg ikke visst bedre s\u00e5 hadde jeg trodd jeg hadde f\u00f8dt henne og! Hun er jo veslejenten min! Det beste Bonnie vet n\u00e5 p\u00e5 v\u00e5ren er \u00e5 leke med sin frisbee. 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