Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":6042,"date":"2018-01-16T05:46:15","date_gmt":"2018-01-16T04:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=6042"},"modified":"2018-01-16T05:46:15","modified_gmt":"2018-01-16T04:46:15","slug":"jeg-kommer-til-a-bli-sa-jaeaeaeaeaevla-tynn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/01\/16\/jeg-kommer-til-a-bli-sa-jaeaeaeaeaevla-tynn\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeg kommer til \u00e5 bli s\u00e5 j\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6\u00e6vla tynn!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Ja! Du kommer ikke til \u00e5 tro det!<\/p>\n

Sommerkroppen 2018 er i boks!<\/h1>\n

Den er omtrent allerede klar!<\/p>\n

Ja, alts\u00e5 den KOMMER til \u00e5 bli klar. Bankers!!<\/p>\n

Alt ordnet seg nemlig i g\u00e5r kveld.<\/p>\n

Og det kan jeg takke min kj\u00e6re Toyota Avensis for!<\/h2>\n

I g\u00e5r, n\u00e5r jeg kj\u00f8rte fra teater og ut p\u00e5 motorveien kom det et skikkelig:<\/p>\n

PPPPPFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!<\/h2>\n

Og s\u00e5 ble bilen veldig rar….<\/p>\n

Jeg m\u00e5tte, med hjerte i halsen, kj\u00f8re av motorveien,
\nstoppe bilen p\u00e5 et busstopp og g\u00e5 ut for \u00e5 se.<\/p>\n

Det var m\u00f8rkt.<\/h3>\n

Det regnet.<\/h3>\n

Det bl\u00e5ste trollkjerringer! (Trollkjerringer som lo ond latter)<\/h3>\n

Siden radiatoren har v\u00e6rt gjenganger-problem,
\nog jeg sikkert burde fylt vann for noen dager siden,
\n\u00e5pnet jeg panseret og begynte fylle vann fra flaskene jeg har bak i bilen.<\/p>\n

Har du pr\u00f8vd \u00e5 fylle vann i radiatoren mens det regner hunder og katter og bl\u00e5ser trollkjerringer??<\/h2>\n

Tro meg! Det SUGER!<\/p>\n

Men en h\u00e5nd m\u00e5tte jeg holde i panseret,
\ns\u00e5 det ikke skulle vrenge seg av og bl\u00e5se avg\u00e5rde,
\nog med den andre fylte jeg vann,
\nsom skvettet og bl\u00e5ste alle andre steder enn ned i hullet!<\/h3>\n

Men etter to liter vann skj\u00f8nte jeg at noe ikke var helt som det skulle,
\nog under bilen s\u00e5 jeg vannet komme ut igjen!<\/p>\n

Jeg tror jeg har sprengt hele radiatoren jeg!<\/h3>\n

Med hjerte i halsen,
\nflere fyllestopp,
\nog clutchen inne s\u00e5 jeg kunne renne lange strekk,
\nkom jeg meg hjem,
\nmed en litt varm motor….<\/p>\n

I dag skal jeg g\u00e5 hjemmefra litt over seks.
\nOg n\u00e5 skal jeg g\u00e5 til jobb hver dag.<\/h3>\n

ER DU KLAR OVER HVOR TYNN JEG KOMMER TIL \u00c5 BLI??!!<\/h3>\n

\u00c5rets slankekur er alts\u00e5: F\u00f8kk opp bilen s\u00e5 du m\u00e5 g\u00e5.<\/h2>\n

Da blir du nemlig tynn!<\/p>\n

#\u00e5rets slankekur<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Ja! Du kommer ikke til \u00e5 tro det! Sommerkroppen 2018 er i boks! Den er omtrent allerede klar! Ja, alts\u00e5 den KOMMER til \u00e5 bli klar. Bankers!! Alt ordnet seg nemlig i g\u00e5r kveld. Og det kan jeg takke min kj\u00e6re Toyota Avensis for! I g\u00e5r, n\u00e5r jeg kj\u00f8rte fra teater og ut 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