Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":6205,"date":"2018-02-02T06:15:58","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T05:15:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=6205"},"modified":"2018-02-02T06:15:58","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T05:15:58","slug":"jeg-har-ingen-venner-oppdatering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/02\/02\/jeg-har-ingen-venner-oppdatering\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeg har ingen venner, oppdatering!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

N\u00e5 er det to dager siden jeg la ut «annonsen» p\u00e5 FB,
\nder jeg spurte om noen ville g\u00e5 p\u00e5 stand-up med meg.
\n(Siden jeg hadde ekstra billett)<\/p>\n

\n

Noen som vil v\u00e6re med meg p\u00e5 «All Verdens Tid»
\nStand-up med Roar Brekke,
\nl\u00f8rdag 3 februar kl 19,30 ??P\u00e5 Chagall.
\nGubben er nemlig ikke hjemme
\nog jeg har en ekstra billett. Kr 345,-<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\n
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\n
\n
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\"Kjersti<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

Jeg har f\u00e5tt to svar,
\nfra to som IKKE kunne g\u00e5,
\nmen som ville ha g\u00e5tt hvis de ikke var opptatt.<\/p>\n

Jeg har og spurt min mor,
\nsom f\u00f8r jeg egentlig hadde spurt fn\u00f8s litt og sa at s\u00e5nn der stand-up likte hun ikke.<\/p>\n

Jeg er alts\u00e5 like langt,
\nog i morgen starter showet!<\/p>\n

Det som er dumt n\u00e5,
\ner jo \u00e5 begynne \u00e5 sp\u00f8rre personlig,
\neller i grupper jeg er med i.<\/p>\n

De to klubbene, gruppechatten der,
\neller teatergruppen…..<\/p>\n

Ikke at det i seg selv er dumt,
\nmen det er jo noe med \u00e5 f\u00f8le at man sp\u00f8r om og om igjen!<\/p>\n

Og at noen bare blir med for de synes synd p\u00e5 meg og orker ikke h\u00f8re mer p\u00e5 maset.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mer sannsynlig er det nok at langt i fra alle har sett «annonsen»
\neller sett og glemt den,
\nog at jeg ikke b\u00f8r v\u00e6re s\u00e5 selvsentrert at jeg tror hele verden har sittet og ledd av meg og min mislykkede annonsering.<\/h3>\n

S\u00e5 da ble jeg jo glad da jeg s\u00e5 at en av mine venner hadde s\u00f8kt etter noen \u00e5 g\u00e5 p\u00e5 kino med p\u00e5 FB.<\/h2>\n

Ah…herlig tenkte jeg.
\nN\u00e5 kan jeg kanskje se at det ikke bare er hos meg de ikke svarer.<\/p>\n

Helt til jeg s\u00e5 at hun hadde f\u00e5tt \u00c5TTE svar!!<\/h2>\n

S\u00e5 n\u00e5 tror jeg bare jeg pakker snippsekken og stikker ned i kjelleren en tur!<\/p>\n

#dperesjonp\u00e5gang<\/p>\n

#ironi<\/p>\n

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God morgen. N\u00e5 er det to dager siden jeg la ut «annonsen» p\u00e5 FB, der jeg spurte om noen ville g\u00e5 p\u00e5 stand-up med meg. (Siden jeg hadde ekstra billett) Noen som vil v\u00e6re med meg p\u00e5 «All Verdens Tid» Stand-up med Roar Brekke, l\u00f8rdag 3 februar kl 19,30 ??P\u00e5 Chagall. 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