Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":6878,"date":"2018-04-04T07:42:28","date_gmt":"2018-04-04T05:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=6878"},"modified":"2018-04-04T07:44:03","modified_gmt":"2018-04-04T05:44:03","slug":"standup-fisting-og-en-apen-pisseluke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/04\/04\/standup-fisting-og-en-apen-pisseluke\/","title":{"rendered":"StandUp, fisting og en \u00e5pen pisseluke!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Jeg var p\u00e5 Vaskeriet i g\u00e5r,
\nneida,
\njeg sto ikke,
\nbare s\u00e5 p\u00e5 og sugde<\/strong> til meg til tips og triks.<\/p>\n

Ogs\u00e5 lo jeg, for det var en artig kveld.<\/h3>\n

Noe jeg virkelig m\u00e5 \u00f8ve meg p\u00e5 skjer ikke p\u00e5 scenen,
\nmen s\u00e5nn ellers.<\/p>\n

Jeg m\u00e5 \u00f8ve meg p\u00e5 denne fistingen.<\/h2>\n

Og slapp av, det er muligens en del anal humor p\u00e5 Vaskeriet,
\nmen vi fister ikke hverandre!
\n\"\"<\/a>J\u00f8rgen Haugvaldstad svipper gjerne innom anal.
\nKanskje p\u00e5 en litt annen m\u00e5te enn du tror.<\/p>\n

Men jeg mener fist bump.<\/h2>\n

Knyttneve mot knyttneve.<\/p>\n

For du vil ikke komme med en utstrakt h\u00e5nd mot en knyttet neve,
\ns\u00e5nn at det blir et kleint h\u00e5ndtrykk\/highfive\/fistbump\/pinlig til sist.<\/p>\n

Det er bare ikke s\u00e5 enkelt for oss p\u00e5 40+ \u00e5 f\u00e5 det inn.<\/p>\n

For n\u00e5r noen kommer fra scenen er det en fist bump som gjelder.<\/p>\n

Og det ligger liksom ikke helt i systemet mitt enda,
\ns\u00e5 jeg smiler og vil gjerne gj\u00f8re tommel opp tegnet.<\/p>\n

Ja, hvis jeg vil fortsette \u00e5 v\u00e6re hun p\u00e5 40+<\/h3>\n

Det vil jeg selvsagt ikke,
\ns\u00e5 fra n\u00e5 av er det kun fist bump som gjelder.<\/p>\n

Jeg skal fist bumpe herfra til evigheten!<\/h2>\n

Det er uansett mye mindre smittefarlig for dem som er engstelig for det.<\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 f\u00e5r jeg legge av meg den hjerneaktiviteten som starter n\u00e5r vi snakker om fist, fisting, anal….<\/p>\n

#fistbump<\/p>\n

Og forresten,
\ndet var en kjendis p\u00e5 scenen i g\u00e5r,
\nChristoffer Schelderup, han du ser p\u00e5 plakater i hele Bergen,
\nhan som har eget show for tiden.
\n\"\"<\/a>Bare synd han stilte med pisseluken \u00e5pen,
\ns\u00e5nn at all min fokus ble rettet mot hans skritt,
\nlitt nerv\u00f8s n\u00e5r han tok h\u00e5nden i lommen og luken \u00e5pnet seg enda mer.
\nMen s\u00e5nn ellers funket det jo,
\nfor jeg satt jo og kniste hele tiden,
\nkanskje ikke av vitsene hans,
\nmen av en \u00e5pen pisseluke!<\/p>\n

#enkelhumor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Jeg var p\u00e5 Vaskeriet i g\u00e5r, neida, jeg sto ikke, bare s\u00e5 p\u00e5 og sugde til meg til tips og triks. Ogs\u00e5 lo jeg, for det var en artig kveld. Noe jeg virkelig m\u00e5 \u00f8ve meg p\u00e5 skjer ikke p\u00e5 scenen, men s\u00e5nn ellers. Jeg m\u00e5 \u00f8ve meg p\u00e5 denne fistingen. 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