Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":7871,"date":"2018-06-18T06:16:01","date_gmt":"2018-06-18T04:16:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=7871"},"modified":"2018-06-18T06:16:01","modified_gmt":"2018-06-18T04:16:01","slug":"overspist-hvalross-skal-inn-i-bikini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/06\/18\/overspist-hvalross-skal-inn-i-bikini\/","title":{"rendered":"Overspist hvalross skal inn i bikini."},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Har du forspist deg?
\nEller er du s\u00e5 voksen at du faktisk kan regulere dette selv?<\/p>\n

Gubben forspiser seg i tide og utide,
\nog jeg sitter gjerne ved middagsbordet og himler med \u00f8ynene,
\nn\u00e5r han forsyner seg for tredje gang.<\/p>\n

N\u00e5 er han jo ikke hjemme,
\nmen det er jeg!<\/p>\n

Og i g\u00e5r laget jeg meg noen deilige sm\u00e5 tortillapizza til middag,
\nto stykker,
\njeg var jo sulten m\u00e5 vite.<\/p>\n

Feite fine med creme fraiche fyll, solt\u00f8rkede tomater og MASSE ost.<\/h4>\n

En time etter l\u00e5 jeg fremdeles og st\u00f8nnet p\u00e5 sofaen,
\nakkurat som Gubben pleier \u00e5 gj\u00f8re etter\u00a0 en god middag.<\/p>\n

Jeg var stappa, sprengt og veldig kvalm.<\/h3>\n

For \u00e5 stoppe s\u00f8tsuget som kommer uansett mengde jeg spiser,
\nhadde jeg lurt ned noen karameller,
\nsom var det s\u00f8teste og minst plasskrevende jeg hadde.<\/p>\n

Det var jo egentlig ikke plass til noe som helst.<\/p>\n

Jeg gikk ut p\u00e5 badet og s\u00e5 p\u00e5 meg selv.<\/h4>\n

Magen sto rett ut.<\/h4>\n

Og plutselig slo det meg,<\/p>\n

«Denne magen skal g\u00e5 i BIKINI om 21 dager!!»<\/h2>\n

Jeg hadde bare timer tidligere booket en uke i Bulgaria til meg og resten av familien!<\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 g\u00e5r jeg rett i overspising!<\/p>\n

Hva da?? For \u00e5 feite meg opp til ferien??<\/h3>\n

Folk kommer til \u00e5 tro jeg er gravid!<\/p>\n

Gubben kommer til \u00e5 skjemmes,
\nog vil muligens til slutt TRO p\u00e5 gravide-ryktene og bli SUR!<\/p>\n

Ja det skal jo bli en FESTLIG ferie!
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

I g\u00e5r m\u00e5tte jeg jogge tre ganger rundt l\u00f8en her oppe.
\nSom STRAFF for at jeg overspiste tre uker f\u00f8r bikiniferie.<\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 m\u00e5tte jeg LOVE meg selv \u00e5 trene i dag.<\/p>\n

Selvsagt v\u00e5knet jeg i natt av at jeg hostet,
\nog min f\u00f8rste tanke var : N\u00c5 kan jeg IKKE trene!!!<\/p>\n

Kroppen min vil inn i hvalross-perioden,
\nikke i bikini-perioden!<\/h3>\n

Og n\u00e5r jeg v\u00e5knet i dag tidlig,
\ngjett hvem som var sulten som en ULV??<\/p>\n

#21dagertilbikini<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Har du forspist deg? Eller er du s\u00e5 voksen at du faktisk kan regulere dette selv? Gubben forspiser seg i tide og utide, og jeg sitter gjerne ved middagsbordet og himler med \u00f8ynene, n\u00e5r han forsyner seg for tredje gang. N\u00e5 er han jo ikke hjemme, men det er jeg! 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