Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":7915,"date":"2018-06-22T06:18:56","date_gmt":"2018-06-22T04:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=7915"},"modified":"2018-06-22T06:18:56","modified_gmt":"2018-06-22T04:18:56","slug":"gubben-lyver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/06\/22\/gubben-lyver\/","title":{"rendered":"Gubben lyver! Og jeg f\u00e5r brev fra legen."},"content":{"rendered":"

Gubben kom hjem i g\u00e5r,
\nog hva tror du er det f\u00f8rste som skjer da??<\/p>\n

Jo!<\/p>\n

Han LYVER til meg!!<\/h3>\n

Heldigvis hadde jeg videobevis!<\/p>\n

Er ikke n\u00e5tidens teknologi fin!<\/p>\n

Men f\u00f8rst til legen.<\/h2>\n

Jeg fikk melding fra legen.<\/p>\n

Og jeg elsker \u00e5 f\u00e5 meldinger p\u00e5 Helsenorge.<\/p>\n

Det er spennende,
\nfor hva har han funnet ut, legen?<\/h3>\n

Han som vet alt, kan alt,
\norakelet! Liksom!<\/h3>\n

Jeg var jo inne for cellepr\u00f8ve i forrige uke,
\nog n\u00e5 skulle jeg f\u00e5 svar.<\/p>\n

Misforst\u00e5 meg rett.<\/p>\n

Klart jeg er glad for at alt var normalt.<\/p>\n

Men likevel, jeg kjente jeg var litt skuffet.<\/p>\n

«Kunne det ikke v\u00e6rt NOE spennende da,\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>
\nsom at jeg hadde veldig spesielle celler,<\/strong><\/em>
\nfaktisk s\u00e5 spesielle at de var unike»<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

«Men ikke s\u00e5 spesielle at jeg m\u00e5tte inn igjen og gj\u00f8re mer «nedi der»!! <\/strong><\/em>
\nFor guds skyld ikke!! <\/strong><\/em>
\nMen bare noe litt mer spennende enn at alt var normalt.»<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Jada, slapp av, jeg ER glad,
\njeg blir bare s\u00e5 spent, og s\u00e5 g\u00e5r liksom all luften ut av ballongen!<\/p>\n

Dumt at ikke «luften» eller fettet samtidig kunne g\u00e5tt ut av magen.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Det ble mer spenning av at Gubben kom hjem!<\/h3>\n

For g\u00e5r det egentlig an??<\/p>\n

At det f\u00f8rste Gubben gj\u00f8r n\u00e5r han kommer hjem,
\ner \u00e5 lyve til meg?<\/h4>\n

Vi hadde spist middag,
\nGutta spanderte og hentet pizza til oss.
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Jeg drakk litt vin, Gubben tok en \u00f8l,
\nog han var sliten. Veldig sliten.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 sliten at plutselig h\u00f8rte jeg noen mistenkelig kjente lyder.<\/p>\n

Joda. Han snorket!<\/strong><\/p>\n

F\u00f8r han plutselig var v\u00e5ken igjen!<\/p>\n

Jeg skulle selvsagt tidlig i seng,
\nog gubben sa:<\/p>\n

«<\/strong>Ja jeg sovner vel litt her f\u00f8rst jeg»<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

«Nja, det har du jo allerede gjort» <\/strong><\/em>svarte jeg.<\/p>\n

«H\u00e6?? Nehei!»<\/strong> <\/em>Svarte Gubben «<\/strong>Jeg har sett p\u00e5 fotballkamp!»<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

«Eh, nei, du sov nok litt!»<\/strong><\/em> p\u00e5sto jeg.<\/p>\n

«Hehe»<\/strong><\/em> Gubben lo en litt s\u00e5nn bedrevitende latter «Jeg har sett HELE fotballkampen»<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

«Javel»<\/strong> <\/em>sa jeg, mens jeg scrollet vilt p\u00e5 telefonen og lo hysterisk inni meg.<\/p>\n

Videoen var jo allerede filmet og lagt p\u00e5 stories i instagram!<\/p>\n

Min Matgale Verden p\u00e5 Instagram<\/a>, f\u00f8lg meg gjerne.<\/h3>\n

 <\/p>\n

«Hele verden» visste at han hadde sovet, bare ikke han selv.<\/p>\n

\nhttp:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/video-1529607988.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n

Og det var han da vel unt, etter mye jobbing i Trondheim.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 takk til Instagram og n\u00e5tidens teknologi,
\nsom gir meg videobevis i mine diskusjoner med Gubben!<\/p>\n

Kan du tenke deg noe bedre enn \u00e5 ha videobevis p\u00e5 at du har rett!<\/p>\n

Jeg elsker dette livet!<\/p>\n

Og det var godt \u00e5 f\u00e5 Gubben hjem <3<\/p>\n

#ekteskapet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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