Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":8010,"date":"2018-07-01T13:52:41","date_gmt":"2018-07-01T11:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=8010"},"modified":"2018-07-01T08:38:40","modified_gmt":"2018-07-01T06:38:40","slug":"voldtatt-av-min-egen-truse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/07\/01\/voldtatt-av-min-egen-truse\/","title":{"rendered":"Voldtatt av min egen truse!"},"content":{"rendered":"

«Gode truser er n\u00f8kkelen til gode dager»<\/h3>\n

Sitat Kjersti.<\/p>\n

Jada, du kan f\u00e5 l\u00e5ne sitatet,
\ndet var jo genialt synes jeg, s\u00e5 husk hvem som oppfant det!<\/p>\n

Men noen ganger er ikke trusene hva de gir seg ut for \u00e5 v\u00e6re.<\/h4>\n

Jeg kj\u00f8pte noen fantastisk gode truser i Gdansk.<\/p>\n

De var i et elastisk stoff,
\njeg kj\u00f8pte dem i L,
\nfor jeg har innsett at rumpen min krever L!<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 bildet er jeg bare 19 \u00e5r,
\nog allerede da krevde rumpen min sine truser,
\neller string, som akkurat da var kommet til verden!<\/p>\n

Men,
\njeg elsker alts\u00e5 disse trusene fra Polen,
\ndet er boxer-truser, s\u00e5nn at de skal holde seg godt p\u00e5 plass.<\/p>\n

For jeg har fremdeles litt rumpe som skal inn i de trusene.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Her hin dagen tok jeg p\u00e5 meg et par av disse deilige trusene.
\nJeg skulle inn i marken og m\u00f8te noen venninner,
\nog det var der det skjedde,
\nmidt inne i marken,
\nn\u00e5r jeg gikk alene i skogen og ante fred og ingen fare.<\/p>\n

Jeg s\u00e5 ingen, det var ikke noen i n\u00e6rheten,
\nlikefullt ble jeg der og da voldtatt.<\/h3>\n

Av min egen truse!<\/h3>\n

For jeg mer jeg gikk,
\njo mer kr\u00f8p den sammen og trykket seg inn i rumpen min!<\/p>\n

«Hva er problemet?<\/strong><\/em>» Tenkte jeg irritert og dro den sint ut igjen.<\/p>\n

Den sa ingenting, men etter noen meter
\nkr\u00f8p den sammen og sklei inn i rumpen igjen.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 hva er greia??
\nHar jeg en rumpe som KREVER string!<\/p>\n

Og f\u00e5r den det ikke,
\ns\u00e5 tar den det den f\u00e5r og LAGER string av det!<\/p>\n

Skikkelig TYKK UBEHAGELIG string?<\/h3>\n

Eller er det voldtekts-truser jeg kj\u00f8per??<\/h3>\n

Et de konstruert for \u00e5 voldta analt??<\/h3>\n

 <\/p>\n

Hva er greia med rumper og truser??<\/p>\n

Og hvordan kan s\u00e5 sm\u00e5 plagg som en truse \u00f8delegge dagen for deg!<\/p>\n

Akkurat som litt for korte ankelsokker kan gj\u00f8re dagen til et mareritt!!<\/p>\n

Og joda, jeg kan kj\u00f8pe tante-truser i bomull som holder seg p\u00e5 plass og gj\u00f8r rumpen flat samt gir striper p\u00e5 rumpen. Jeg HAR s\u00e5nne.\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>
\nDet er bare ikke s\u00e5nne jeg vil ha.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Jeg vil ha de som glir p\u00e5 som gel\u00e8,<\/strong><\/em>
\nog som blir v\u00e6rende s\u00e5nn!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

#sm\u00e5j\u00e6vler<\/p>\n

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