Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":8116,"date":"2018-07-11T07:22:54","date_gmt":"2018-07-11T05:22:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=8116"},"modified":"2018-07-11T07:43:00","modified_gmt":"2018-07-11T05:43:00","slug":"gubben-ble-nesten-kastet-ut-av-hotellet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/07\/11\/gubben-ble-nesten-kastet-ut-av-hotellet\/","title":{"rendered":"Gubben ble nesten kastet ut av hotellet!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Vi oppdaget en vekt i g\u00e5r,
\nGubben og jeg.
\nNede i resepsjonen.<\/p>\n

Jeg s\u00e5 p\u00e5 den,
\nog tenkte:<\/p>\n

«Ja! Vi kan veie oss n\u00e5, og s\u00e5 se hva vi veier n\u00e5r vi skal hjem!!<\/strong><\/em>»<\/p>\n

men s\u00e5 s\u00e5 jeg skiltet som sto over.<\/p>\n

Og informerte Gubben:<\/p>\n

«\u00c5 nei, det er en s\u00e5nn luggasje-vekt»<\/h3>\n

Og s\u00e5 lo vi, «luggasje-vekt» Et helt nytt ord!<\/p>\n

Her kunne vi ikke veie oss.<\/p>\n

Vekten hadde nemlig et stort merke av to f\u00f8tter med forbud-skilt over.<\/p>\n

Og p\u00e5 veggen bak et stort skilt av en mann, med forbud-skilt over!<\/p>\n

Men Gubben ser n\u00e5 ikke alltid s\u00e5 godt.<\/h4>\n

F\u00f8r jeg visste ordet av det,
\nsto han med ene foten p\u00e5 vekten,
\np\u00e5 vei opp\u00e5.<\/h3>\n

Jeg fikk panikk og dro han ned!
\nGodt var det,
\nfor som han sa det selv,
\nn\u00e5r vi fnisende skyndte oss ut fra resepsjonen:<\/p>\n

«Jeg hadde antagelig sprengt hele vekten!»<\/h3>\n

Tenk om han sprengte vekten,<\/strong>
\nog resepsjonsdamen klippet b\u00e5ndet og kastet ham ut av hotellet!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Det hadde jo toppet:<\/p>\n

Nesten nektet p\u00e5 flyet!<\/a><\/h3>\n

Det er bra vi har hverandre, Gubbene og jeg.<\/p>\n

Les om Gubben I og Gubben II her<\/a><\/h3>\n

Det ble vandring i gatene i g\u00e5r,
\nlitt aktivitet ved bassenget,
\n\"\"<\/a>
\nmaten er god og variert,
\nmen vi m\u00e5tte ha en kebab p\u00e5 vei hjem fra fotballkamp og casino i g\u00e5r kveld.<\/p>\n

Jeg kikket i litt boder og s\u00e5nn mens de s\u00e5 kamp,
\nderetter satt jeg meg inn til dem p\u00e5 puben og plugget p\u00e5 en lydbok,
\nsom jeg h\u00f8rte mens kampen gikk.<\/p>\n

Og fikk blant annet h\u00f8re om toalettene som var satt opp p\u00e5 Gotland i forbindelse med Almedalsdagene. (Stor politisk samling\/feiring p\u00e5 Gotland)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Toalettene var satt opp midt i Almedalen, som er en park,<\/strong>
\nder det da var tykt i mennesker.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

N\u00e5r man g\u00e5r inn p\u00e5 toalettet,<\/strong>
\ns\u00e5 SER DU UT!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Du kan se alle menneskene utenfor.\u00a0<\/strong>
\nDe kan ikke se deg.<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Men likevel…..tenk den f\u00f8lelsen \u00e5 skulle dra ned buksen og sette seg p\u00e5 do!<\/p>\n

Hadde du klart det??<\/p>\n

#kastetut<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Vi oppdaget en vekt i g\u00e5r, Gubben og jeg. Nede i resepsjonen. Jeg s\u00e5 p\u00e5 den, og tenkte: «Ja! Vi kan veie oss n\u00e5, og s\u00e5 se hva vi veier n\u00e5r vi skal hjem!!» men s\u00e5 s\u00e5 jeg skiltet som sto over. Og informerte Gubben: «\u00c5 nei, det er en s\u00e5nn luggasje-vekt» Og 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