Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":8186,"date":"2018-07-17T07:49:48","date_gmt":"2018-07-17T05:49:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=8186"},"modified":"2018-07-17T07:49:48","modified_gmt":"2018-07-17T05:49:48","slug":"du-skal-sta-bak-den-jae%c2%a4%c2%a4-linjen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/07\/17\/du-skal-sta-bak-den-jae%c2%a4%c2%a4-linjen\/","title":{"rendered":"Du skal st\u00e5 BAK den j\u00e6\u00a4%»#\u00a4 linjen!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jeg m\u00e5 bare ta en ny runde p\u00e5 koffertb\u00e5ndet,
\nikke fordi jeg er like lynforbanna etter Flesland,
\nbare litt forbanna,
\ndessuten har jeg dradd Gubben med her,
\ns\u00e5 HAN var ganske forbanna p\u00e5 alle som sto foran linjen i g\u00e5r han!<\/p>\n

Men for\u00a0 \u00e5 gj\u00f8re flere oppmerksomme p\u00e5 dette.<\/h4>\n

Jeg fikk det med meg i en podcast, s\u00e5 klart,
\nAlice og Bianca.
\nDer de snakket om hvor uoppmerksomme folk var p\u00e5 dette,
\nog hvor idiotisk det er n\u00e5r folk st\u00e5r helt foran.<\/p>\n

Jeg fikk jo virkelig kjenne p\u00e5 dette p\u00e5 flyplassen i Varna,
\nder alle barna ble plassert innerst, nesten OPP\u00c5 koffertb\u00e5ndet, m\u00f8drene bak dem, kun opptatt av \u00e5 passe p\u00e5 at ungen ikke kj\u00f8rte avg\u00e5rde p\u00e5 b\u00e5ndet, og s\u00e5 h\u00f8ye menn bak dem igjen, p\u00e5 jakt etter kofferter til SIN familie!<\/h4>\n

Bak alle de tre lagene, og akkurat bak linjen sto jeg og Guttene.
\nGodt Guttene er h\u00f8ye og kan se over, jeg hadde jo ikke sjanse.
\nDet var da jeg kjente jeg ble skikkelig forbanna,
\nog skrev innlegget:<\/p>\n

Hva tenker folk p\u00e5 n\u00e5r de skal hente koffert p\u00e5 flyplass<\/a><\/h4>\n

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P\u00e5 Flesland var det nok LITT bedre,
\nog der var det til og med en fin eldre mann,
\nsom gjorde en mor og hennes to barn oppmerksom p\u00e5 dette.
\nP\u00e5 en fin m\u00e5te.<\/p>\n

Moren dro derfor ungen litt bak linjen,
\nog sa hun ikke fikk leke med koffertb\u00e5ndet!
\nDeretter stilte hun seg selv litt foran linjen!
\nDet gikk ikke lenge f\u00f8r en annen unge kom frem og begynte leke med koffertb\u00e5ndet,
\ns\u00e5 da fikk ogs\u00e5 hun som akkurat hadde f\u00e5tt beskjed at hun ikke skulle gj\u00f8re det,
\nogs\u00e5 lov \u00e5 leke der igjen.
\nSammen med det andre barnet.<\/p>\n

Det er jo fint, s\u00e5nn at hun l\u00e6rer at det man ikke f\u00e5r lov til \u00e5 gj\u00f8re alene,
\nf\u00e5r man lov til \u00e5 gj\u00f8re bare noen andre gj\u00f8r det f\u00f8rst.
\nGod l\u00e6ring der for fremtiden alts\u00e5.<\/p>\n

\nhttp:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/video-1531803577.mp4<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n

S\u00e5 til deg som skal hente bagasje ved koffertb\u00e5nd!<\/p>\n

Du skal st\u00e5 BAK linjen!!<\/h2>\n

Da blir det nemlig veldig enkelt for alle \u00e5 se sin koffert, OG \u00e5 f\u00e5 hentet den.<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 Flesland i g\u00e5r var jeg mer forbanna p\u00e5 Avinor,
\nsom brukte 1,5 time p\u00e5 \u00e5 losse av koffertene v\u00e5re fra flyet!<\/p>\n

Jeg trodde faktisk
\nat det var den flasken med Eselmelk,
\nalts\u00e5 den Bulgarische Shumwein,
\nsom hadde eksplodert i kofferten og skapt drama.<\/h3>\n

Gubben tenkte det samme,
\nog s\u00e5 for seg stort forsikringsdrama og en dyr aff\u00e6re.
\nBare for at jeg skulle ta med meg den dumme skumvinen hjem til Norge.<\/p>\n

Vi ventet alts\u00e5 minst 1.5 time, om ikke mer, for n\u00e5 tok jeg ikke tiden, p\u00e5 bagasjen.
\nDet kom EN koffert til oss, s\u00e5 stoppet b\u00e5ndet, ingen mer bagasje kom p\u00e5 b\u00e5ndet
\nog til slutt stoppet HELE b\u00e5ndet.<\/p>\n

Ingen informasjon, ingen vi kunne sp\u00f8rre.
\nBare en diger gjeng svette charterturister med sure unger,
\nja og en forbanna Gubbe.<\/h4>\n

Til slutt begynte b\u00e5ndet og g\u00e5 igjen,
\nmen p\u00e5 skjermen sto det da at n\u00e5 kom bagasjen fra Amsterdam!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Heldigvis kom v\u00e5r bagasje ogs\u00e5,
\nog greit om det var tr\u00f8bbel \u00e5 t\u00e5rnet eller hvor pokker problemet l\u00e5,
\ngi oss informasjon da!
\nDet verste er \u00e5 bare st\u00e5 der og ikke vite!<\/p>\n

Men dette var n\u00e5 en engangshendelse,
\ndet \u00e5 st\u00e5 bak linjen,
\ndet skjer hele tiden.<\/p>\n

Spre ordet,
\nST\u00c5 BAK LINJEN!
\nS\u00e5 blir vi et lykkeligere samfunn
\nmed mennesker som tar hensyn til hverandre \ud83d\ude42<\/h3>\n

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