Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":8712,"date":"2018-09-09T07:20:36","date_gmt":"2018-09-09T05:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=8712"},"modified":"2018-09-09T07:20:36","modified_gmt":"2018-09-09T05:20:36","slug":"et-slag-i-ansiktet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/09\/09\/et-slag-i-ansiktet\/","title":{"rendered":"Et slag i ansiktet!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I dag tidlig fikk jeg det.<\/p>\n

Slaget i ansiktet.<\/h1>\n

\nDet gj\u00f8r VONDT,
\nog det er S\u00c5RT,
\nmest fordi jeg VET at dette er min egen feil!<\/h3>\n

 <\/p>\n

Dette har jeg p\u00e5f\u00f8rt meg selv!
\nOg jeg angrer noe s\u00e5 inn i hampen!<\/h3>\n

 <\/p>\n

I g\u00e5r var jeg invitert p\u00e5 julebord
\nmed Stand-Up Bergen.<\/h2>\n

Det skulle holdes p\u00e5 B\u00f8nes g\u00e5rd,
\nog i v\u00e5r, da jeg fikk invitasjonen,
\nville jeg virkelig g\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Men etter sommeren har min stand-up\u00a0 ligget p\u00e5 is.
\nOg siden jeg ikke har noe privat omgang med mine stand-up-venner,
\nble det bare helt rart \u00e5 skulle g\u00e5 p\u00e5 julebord.
\nN\u00e5r jeg ikke har st\u00e5tt siden i v\u00e5r.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 jeg droppet det.<\/p>\n

I dag tidlig n\u00e5r jeg v\u00e5kner og\u00a0 ser p\u00e5 telefonen,
\nser jeg plutselig at Sigrid Bonde Tussvik har v\u00e6rt p\u00e5 bakscenen p\u00e5 Sotra,<\/strong>
\nsammen med Jonnna St\u00f8me og Ole Soo<\/p>\n

\n

«Pokker og!!
\nHvorfor var jeg ikke der??»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Tenker jeg, f\u00f8r jeg skj\u00f8nner at jeg aldri hadde giddet uansett om jeg visste,
\nSotra er litt VELDIG langt borte. Men dog! \u00c5h, \u00e5 f\u00e5 sett Sigrid…<\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 ser jeg storyen til Sigrid….<\/p>\n

\n

«Plutselig p\u00e5 l\u00e5vefest»
\nSted: B\u00f8nes G\u00e5rdsmat<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

S\u00e5 filmer hun hele lokalet,
\nalle i Stand Up Bergen,
\nde som jeg kjenner,
\nog der jeg var invitert!<\/p>\n

Sigrid Bonde Tusvik kom p\u00e5 Julebordet!<\/h1>\n

WHAT???<\/h1>\n

Og hvor var jeg??
\nJo, jeg var hjemme i min egen seng og SOV!<\/p>\n

Tilbrakte l\u00f8rdagskvelden p\u00e5 SOFA, sammen med Gubben!<\/p>\n

Og sovnet tidlig s\u00e5 klart!<\/p>\n

For et bortkastet liv jeg lever!<\/h2>\n

Jeg angrer!<\/h2>\n

Selv om det \u00e5 g\u00e5 p\u00e5 julebord uten \u00e5 kjenne noen godt,
\nf\u00f8les LITT kleint,
\nog jeg hadde v\u00e6rt p\u00e5 fest om fredagen,
\ns\u00e5 det hadde ikke v\u00e6rt s\u00e5 kult mot Gubben som er hjemme to kvelder,
\nom jeg hadde g\u00e5tt ut begge kveldene.<\/p>\n

Jeg hadde antagelig gjort det samme igjen,
\nblitt hjemme alts\u00e5.<\/p>\n

Men likevel.<\/p>\n

JEG ANGRER!!!
\nDETTE skulle jeg v\u00e6rt med p\u00e5.
\nOg i dag m\u00e5 jeg sitte og se p\u00e5 selfies av de jeg kjenner i Stand Up Bergen,
\nsammen med Sigrid Bonde Tusvik!<\/h4>\n

Snakk om \u00e5 bli sl\u00e5tt i ansiktet,
\nigjen og igjen!<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Jeg skulle tatt selfie Med Sigrid!\u00a0 En vanlig,<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Og en «se s\u00e5 stygge vi kan bli»grimase-selfie.
\nSom ikke er like morsom n\u00e5r det bare er en person p\u00e5 bilde ser jeg!<\/p>\n

Men neida!
\nJeg satt hjemme p\u00e5 min F\u00d8KKINGS SOFA!!<\/p>\n

#livetsuger #jegangrer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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