Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":9352,"date":"2018-11-06T06:11:42","date_gmt":"2018-11-06T05:11:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=9352"},"modified":"2018-11-06T06:11:42","modified_gmt":"2018-11-06T05:11:42","slug":"jeg-blir-permittert-fra-jobben","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/11\/06\/jeg-blir-permittert-fra-jobben\/","title":{"rendered":"Jeg blir permittert fra jobben."},"content":{"rendered":"

I dag er siste arbeidsdag.<\/p>\n

Jeg meldte meg arbeidsledig i g\u00e5r.<\/p>\n

Fra av i morgen er jeg uten jobb!<\/p>\n

Sykepleierne p\u00e5 v\u00e5r arbeidsplass streiker fremdeles,
\nmen det er ikke lenger s\u00e5 mange som vet det.<\/p>\n

Siste nyhetssak,
\nom du s\u00f8ker p\u00e5 sykepleiere i streik,
\ner nemlig fra 25 oktober!<\/h2>\n

JEG vet ikke hva som skjer,
\nmen jeg st\u00e5r uten jobb i morgen.<\/p>\n

Og det tenker jeg \u00e5 nytte til det fulle.<\/h1>\n

For hva om de ringer fra Wenches Kj\u00f8kken og beh\u00f8ver en vikar?
\nJeg stiller!<\/p>\n

Og tenk om dr\u00f8mmejobben dukker opp??<\/p>\n

Jeg har bare 14 dagers oppsigelse n\u00e5!<\/p>\n

Jeg kan bruke tiden p\u00e5 \u00e5 finne sponsorer til bloggen.
\nF\u00e5 bloggen opp i nye h\u00f8yder (AAAAner ikke hvordan men)<\/p>\n

Jeg VIL skrive nytt Standup-matreiale,
\nbygget opp p\u00e5 en annen m\u00e5te.<\/p>\n

Og jeg har MYE jeg skulle bakt p\u00e5 kj\u00f8kkenet.<\/p>\n

Og s\u00e5 de der NAV da,
\njeg h\u00f8rte S\u00c5 mye negativt om dem!
\nHvor vanskelig det var, hvor innviklet det var.<\/h2>\n

Jeg har ALDRI v\u00e6rt inne p\u00e5 nettsidene deres f\u00f8r.<\/p>\n

Men p\u00e5 20 minutter hadde jeg f\u00f8rt inn alt de skulle vite,
\ntatt bilder av vedlegg og lagt ved.<\/p>\n

20 minutter.
\nEnkelt, oversiktlig!<\/h1>\n

S\u00e5 til det motsatte er bevist,
\ner jeg veldig forn\u00f8yd med NAV!<\/p>\n

J<\/strong>a, jeg sa til det motsatte er bevist!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Og det sier jeg bare,
\nn\u00e5 kan de la streiken vare til ut uken,
\nfor n\u00e5 har jeg planene klare.
\nTil og med min mor syntes det var praktisk,
\ns\u00e5 kan jeg kj\u00f8re dem til leger p\u00e5 torsdag!<\/p>\n

Men hva som skjer i den der streiken?<\/p>\n

Nei det er det visst ingen som vet!
\nOg varer dette for lenge,
\nf\u00e5r jeg vel s\u00f8ke jobb som go-go-danser!
\n\"\"<\/a>Med dobbelthake og hund! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

#streik #sykepleiere #nav<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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