Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":9709,"date":"2018-12-07T06:23:24","date_gmt":"2018-12-07T05:23:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=9709"},"modified":"2018-12-07T06:23:24","modified_gmt":"2018-12-07T05:23:24","slug":"mannen-pa-butikken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/12\/07\/mannen-pa-butikken\/","title":{"rendered":"Mannen p\u00e5 butikken!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Det var da voldsomt.<\/p>\n

Tenkte nok mannen jeg gledestr\u00e5lende ropte hei til!<\/p>\n

I g\u00e5r kj\u00f8rte jeg min mor og far p\u00e5 butikken,
\n\u00e5rets pinnekj\u00f8tt skulle kj\u00f8pes inn,
\nog min far skulle v\u00e6re med og godkjenne kj\u00f8ttet.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 klart.
\nDette er jo, i hvert fall i hans hode,
\nen jobb for menn!<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 vi tok med rullatoren,
\nog min far fikk seg en god runde rundt i butikken.<\/p>\n

Min mor handlet,
\njeg plukket med meg noen sm\u00e5ting,
\nsamtidig som jeg s\u00e5 etter at min far ikke kj\u00f8rte feil vei.<\/p>\n

Han satt seg ned utenfor kassene,
\nog jeg gikk inn igjen for \u00e5 betale mine sm\u00e5tterier.<\/p>\n

Jeg hadde akkurat hilst p\u00e5 en god venninne som jeg nettopp\u00a0 var p\u00e5 fest med.<\/p>\n

Og p\u00e5 vei inn i butikken igjen,
\ns\u00e5 jeg at en av mennene fra den festen
\nkom g\u00e5ende mot meg med en handlekurv.<\/p>\n

\n
«Hei!»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n
sa jeg h\u00f8yt mens jeg smilte str\u00e5lende til ham.<\/p>\n
\n
«Hei»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n
sa mannen og smilte hjertelig tilbake til meg.<\/p>\n
Da s\u00e5 jeg at det slett ikke var mannen til min venninne.
\nJeg kjente jo ikke denne mannen!<\/p>\n
\n
«Oj, men jeg kjenner jo ikke deg!
\nDu lignet p\u00e5 en, beklager!»<\/h4>\n<\/blockquote>\n
Mannens glade ansikt sluknet liksom litt.<\/p>\n
Akkurat som han ble litt lei seg,
\nmen fremdeles pr\u00f8vde \u00e5 holde smilet g\u00e5ende.<\/p>\n
Jeg skyndt meg videre,
\nlitt r\u00f8d i kinnene.<\/p>\n
Og s\u00e5 begynte jeg \u00e5 lure,
\nkjente jeg han kanskje likevel?
\nBare at han LIGNET p\u00e5 mannen til min venninne,
\nmen egentlig var en jeg ikke hadde sett p\u00e5 lenge?<\/p>\n
Han virket jo s\u00e5 glad for \u00e5 se meg.<\/p>\n
Ogs\u00e5 bare knuste jeg alt med<\/p>\n
«Jeg kjenner ikke deg!»<\/h3>\n
Eller var det bare den fine fargen p\u00e5 luen og sjalet,
\nsom Gubben og Guttene kj\u00f8pte til meg en jul?
\nKanskje han bare \u00f8nsket han kjente meg?
\n $\"\"$ <\/a><\/p>\n
Men han var veldig kjekk,
\ns\u00e5 det kunne han jo godt, kjenne meg alts\u00e5.<\/p>\n
Men n\u00e5 kommer Gubben hjem om en ukes tid,
\ns\u00e5 kanskje det blir litt dumt med nye bekjentskaper i sofaen da.<\/p>\n
Jeg traff faktisk en venninne
\nsom ville male kj\u00f8kkenet sitt i samme farge som sjalet og luen min.
\nStilig sant!<\/p>\n
Men mannen p\u00e5 butikken kjente jeg ikke,
\ntror jeg.<\/p>\n
Pinlig hilsehistorie i dag,
\nmulig det blir pinlig vinkehistorie i morgen.<\/p>\n
For joda, jeg er aktiv p\u00e5 den fronten\u00a0 om dagen!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Det var da voldsomt. Tenkte nok mannen jeg gledestr\u00e5lende ropte hei til! I g\u00e5r kj\u00f8rte jeg min mor og far p\u00e5 butikken, \u00e5rets pinnekj\u00f8tt skulle kj\u00f8pes inn, og min far skulle v\u00e6re med og godkjenne kj\u00f8ttet. S\u00e5 klart. Dette er jo, i hvert fall i hans hode, en jobb for menn! 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