Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":10282,"date":"2019-02-06T07:02:44","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T06:02:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=10282"},"modified":"2019-02-06T07:02:44","modified_gmt":"2019-02-06T06:02:44","slug":"den-folelsen-av-a-sta-pa-en-scene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/02\/06\/den-folelsen-av-a-sta-pa-en-scene\/","title":{"rendered":"Den f\u00f8lelsen av \u00e5 st\u00e5 p\u00e5 en scene."},"content":{"rendered":"
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«Det er noe med den f\u00f8lelsen,
\nsom gj\u00f8r at jeg utsetter meg selv
\nfor den scenen gang p\u00e5 gang»<\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Dere som leste i g\u00e5r<\/a>,
\nvet at dagen var et eneste stort rotterace.<\/p>\n

Trening, jobb, tur med hund, ringe mor, spise middag, StandUp.<\/p>\n

Men etter f\u00f8rst \u00e5 nesten ha meldt avbud til StandUp,
\nvar jeg giret p\u00e5 \u00e5 g\u00e5 likevel.<\/p>\n

Helt til s\u00e5nn litt utp\u00e5 ettermiddagen,
\nn\u00e5r jeg kom heseblesende hjem fra en altfor travel dag p\u00e5 jobb.<\/p>\n

Da hadde jeg bare lyst til \u00e5 v\u00e6re hjemme.<\/strong><\/em>
\nKose meg.<\/strong><\/em>
\nI bakhodet lurte tanken p\u00e5 den nye episoden i Housewifes of New Jersey.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Jeg h\u00e5pet til og med at jeg ikke kom opp bakken med bilen.<\/strong>
\nFor da kunne jeg jo ikke g\u00e5!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Jeg kom opp, jeg gikk, jeg hadde lyst \u00e5 trekke meg.<\/p>\n

Men jeg sto!<\/h2>\n

Neida, de br\u00f8lte ikke av latter,
\nde klappet overhode ikke,
\nmen de humret og lo.<\/p>\n

Og jeg elsket det!<\/h3>\n

Jeg som hadde tenkt at<\/p>\n

\n

Dette blir siste gang.
\nJeg f\u00e5r ikke til \u00e5 lage teksten min til vitser.
\nDe andre har skj\u00f8nt det, min tekst er en historie,
\nikke stand up!
\nJeg m\u00e5 bruke tiden min p\u00e5 andre ting.<\/h4>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Satt p\u00e5 bussen hjem med id\u00e8er p\u00e5 hvordan jeg kan lage mer punchlines i teksten.
\nMen det aller beste,<\/strong><\/em>
\nf\u00f8lelsen av \u00e5 v\u00e6re «med»<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Jeg tenkte p\u00e5 det da jeg sto p\u00e5 badet og pusset tenner.<\/p>\n

\n

«Fy fa%\u00a4$ s\u00e5nn deilig f\u00f8lelse!
\nTenk om jeg hadde droppet alt
\nog bare sittet p\u00e5 sofaen i kveld!»<\/span><\/h3>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Jeg f\u00f8ler meg 10 \u00e5r yngre etter jeg har v\u00e6rt en tur p\u00e5 Stand Up.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Som en bunny.
\nSelv om jeg fremdeles ryker p\u00e5 gammel-dame-syndromet….
\n(Kommer i eget innlegg – gammel dame p\u00e5 standup)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

«Det er noe med den f\u00f8lelsen, som gj\u00f8r at jeg utsetter meg selv for den scenen gang p\u00e5 gang» Dere som leste i g\u00e5r, vet at dagen var et eneste stort rotterace. Trening, jobb, tur med hund, ringe mor, spise middag, StandUp. 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