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{"id":11205,"date":"2019-05-15T07:21:33","date_gmt":"2019-05-15T05:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=11205"},"modified":"2019-05-15T07:30:30","modified_gmt":"2019-05-15T05:30:30","slug":"kor-pokker-er-den-der-rhinen-da","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/05\/15\/kor-pokker-er-den-der-rhinen-da\/","title":{"rendered":"Kor pokker er den der «Rhinen» da!!"},"content":{"rendered":"
Det ble en str\u00e5lende dag,
\nher i D\u00fcsseldorf.<\/p>\n
Ja, etter at jeg sto p\u00e5 flyplassen og lette etter taxisj\u00e5f\u00f8ren min da!<\/p>\n
Jeg hadde s\u00e5nn halvveis avtalt med hotellet om at de skulle bestille en taxi til meg,
\ns\u00e5 jeg var s\u00f8kende i blikket etter plakat med navnet mitt p\u00e5.<\/p>\n
Det var lite mennesker,
\nog de mennene som gikk med lapper,
\nsto det overhode ikke mitt navn p\u00e5.<\/p>\n
Til slutt ble jeg st\u00e5ende ved utgangen og vente.
\nDa h\u00f8rte jeg en mann snakke i telefonen:<\/p>\n
\n«You orderd a taxi mam?
\nI`m here at the airport and can see the
\nflight has landed,
\nbut i cant fine anyone!»<\/h4>\n«\u00c5nei, det er sikkert meg han skal hente.
\nOg n\u00e5 ringer han til hotellet og klager,<\/strong>
\nenda han smiler og ser veldig blid ut da…»<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\nOg f\u00f8r den stakkars mannen hadde snakket ferdig,
\n«angrep» jeg ham:<\/p>\nMeg: «Hotel Ashely? «<\/strong>
\nHan: «What??»<\/strong>
\nMeg: «Are you picking up someone to hotel Ashely?<\/strong>
\nHan, Som n\u00e5 hadde avsluttet samtalen : No, sorry, i am picking up some friends.»<\/strong>
\nMeg: «Oh, i am so sorry, i hoped you where my taxidriver!»<\/strong>
\nHan: «No problem, i am just a private taxidriver for my friends today»<\/strong><\/p><\/blockquote>\nJeg gikk ut og fant en taxi,
\nog vips s\u00e5 var jeg p\u00e5 hotellet.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Et koselig hotell,
\nhjemmekoselig, gammel stil.
\nGode senger, og n\u00e5 skal jeg snart teste frokosten.<\/p>\nHotellet ligger i et boligstr\u00f8k,
\nog naboene mine, hvis du har sett p\u00e5 instagram,
\ner et gammelt ektepar.<\/p>\nHun liker \u00e5 sitte i hagen og sole seg,
\nmannen vil sitte inne og lese avisen mens han r\u00f8yker,
\nog den lille hunden kjefter hver gang det g\u00e5r andre hunder forbi.
\nMen det gj\u00f8r det sjelden, det er et rolig str\u00f8k.
\nRestauranten til hotellet m\u00e5 jeg teste, det duftet s\u00e5 godt derfra i g\u00e5r kveld.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Jeg gikk og gikk i g\u00e5r,
\n2 mil faktisk!
\nFor jeg har en fantastisk god stedsans,
\ns\u00e5 jeg beh\u00f8ver ofte ikke kart. (Ironi)<\/p>\nMen jeg f\u00e5r da sett mye fint p\u00e5 den m\u00e5ten da.<\/p>\n
Jeg skulle g\u00e5 mot messeomr\u00e5dene og ned til Rihnen.<\/p>\n
Men havnet helt feil vei, s\u00e5 klart.
\nTil slutt fant jeg messeomr\u00e5det,
\nved hjelp av google-maps,
\nog da skulle jeg bare g\u00e5 ned til Rhinen,
\nenkelt!
\nJeg leste terrenget og visste hvilken vei DET var i hvert fall!<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
Og gikk veldig langt helt motsatt vei!<\/strong><\/p>\n
Til slutt fikk jeg gnags\u00e5r og ble sulten.
\nS\u00e5 jeg kj\u00f8pte sushi som jeg spiste p\u00e5 sengen med bena i hvile-posisjon p\u00e5 hotellet.<\/p>\nMed plastrede t\u00e6r fortsatte jeg min vandring,
\ndenne gang mot byen.
\nJeg s\u00e5 nemlig en butikk jeg ikke burde ha sett var her…<\/p>\nOg jeg skulle jo g\u00e5 langs Rhinen,
\nmen den forbannede elven gjemmer seg bort.<\/p>\nDet vil si, jeg skimtet den s\u00e5vidt p\u00e5 vei hjem i g\u00e5r,
\nmen da var jeg s\u00e5 s\u00f8kklastet etter bes\u00f8ket i den butikken,
\nat jeg ikke orket tanken p\u00e5 \u00e5 g\u00e5 ned og se.<\/p>\nJeg prioriterte et hvilestopp p\u00e5 veien i stedenfor.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Men i dag skal jeg ut og finne Rhinen,
\nskulle jo ikke v\u00e6re s\u00e5 vanskelig n\u00e5r man tenker st\u00f8rrelsen p\u00e5 den.<\/p>\nOg den butikken, den f\u00e5r det bli et eget innlegg om!<\/p>\n
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Det ble en str\u00e5lende dag, her i D\u00fcsseldorf. Ja, etter at jeg sto p\u00e5 flyplassen og lette etter taxisj\u00e5f\u00f8ren min da! Jeg hadde s\u00e5nn halvveis avtalt med hotellet om at de skulle bestille en taxi til meg, s\u00e5 jeg var s\u00f8kende i blikket etter plakat med navnet mitt p\u00e5. 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