Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":11220,"date":"2019-05-15T14:56:32","date_gmt":"2019-05-15T12:56:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=11220"},"modified":"2019-05-15T09:17:17","modified_gmt":"2019-05-15T07:17:17","slug":"det-gikk-galt-skikkelig-galt-den-der-butikken-altsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2019\/05\/15\/det-gikk-galt-skikkelig-galt-den-der-butikken-altsa\/","title":{"rendered":"Det gikk galt! Skikkelig galt! Den der butikken alts\u00e5…."},"content":{"rendered":"

Den butikken alts\u00e5!<\/p>\n

Jeg b\u00f8r overhode ikke n\u00e6rme meg den butikken!<\/p>\n

I g\u00e5r ettermiddag,
\netter at jeg hadde lett etter Rhinen,
\nblitt sulten og f\u00e5tt gnags\u00e5r.
\nHvor er den der pokkers Rhinen da?<\/a><\/p>\n

Kikket jeg litt for \u00e5 se om jeg fant et kj\u00f8pesenter.
\nJeg har nemlig GLEMT hodetelefonene mine,
\nog jeg er en s\u00e5nn som snakker med meg selv,
\ninne i hodet, hele tiden.<\/p>\n

OG jeg har den «egenskap» at jeg ,
\nn\u00e5r jeg er i andre land eller deler av Norge,
\nbegynner \u00e5 snakke stedets spr\u00e5k eller dialekt,
\nfor meg selv, inni mitt hode!<\/p>\n

N\u00e5r jeg var en uke i Trondheim p\u00e5 oppl\u00e6ring hos Jordb\u00e6rpikene,
\ngikk det p\u00e5 tr\u00f8ndersk i mitt hode,
\ni Sverige bannet jeg som en ekte svenske,
\ndu skj\u00f8nner..<\/p>\n

Problemet her er jo at jeg slett ikke kan Tysk.
\nMen det lille som henger igjen fra valgfag p\u00e5 ungdomskolen,
\nog en god del «liksom-tysk»
\nsnakker i vei, inne i mitt hode.<\/p>\n

Jeg m\u00e5 ha hodetelefoner!
\nF\u00f8r jeg blir gal av meg selv og stemmene i mitt hode.
\n(N\u00e5 h\u00f8res jeg helt schizofren ut)<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 jeg kikket p\u00e5 kartet, og hva fikk jeg se?<\/strong>
\n(Nei, ikke en sjappe med alkohol og det var det,<\/em>
\nfor deg som tar den Jokke-referansen)<\/em><\/p>\n

Jeg s\u00e5 PRIMARK.<\/h3>\n

Den skumleste butikken ever.
\nDer alt er s\u00e5 billig,
\nantagelig laget av barnehender som ikke fikk betalt,
\nog med skikkelig d\u00e5rlig kvalitet.<\/p>\n

Likevel m\u00e5 jeg si det.<\/p>\n

JEG ELSKER PRIMARK!<\/h4>\n

Og det gikk galt.
\nSkikkelig galt!<\/h1>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

For de har til og med hodetelefoner p\u00e5 Primark!<\/p>\n

Jeg trillet de 4 KM tilbake til hotellet med kofferten full,
\nskamfull men samtidig helt YR.<\/p>\n

Over alt jeg hadde f\u00e5tt med meg, S\u00c5 billig!!<\/p>\n

Og kofferten,
\nden skal bli min nye olje-koffert
\nsom jeg skal ha med meg p\u00e5 kurs.<\/h4>\n

Tenk deg meg p\u00e5 den rosa scooteren,
\nmed en koffert av gull mellom bena!<\/h2>\n

Tipper til og med Gubben syntes det var et godt kj\u00f8p!<\/p>\n

Og bare s\u00e5nn i tilfelle,<\/strong>
\ns\u00e5 g\u00e5r jeg tilbake dit i dag og kj\u00f8per masse undikker og sokker til han.<\/strong>
\n
\nS\u00e5 kan jeg si at det rett og slett var HANS skyld at jeg m\u00e5tte kj\u00f8pe ekstra koffert!<\/strong>
\n
\nDet var jo for \u00e5 f\u00e5 plass til alle de sokkene og undikkene
\nhan ABSOLUTT skulle ha!<\/strong><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Den butikken alts\u00e5! Jeg b\u00f8r overhode ikke n\u00e6rme meg den butikken! I g\u00e5r ettermiddag, etter at jeg hadde lett etter Rhinen, blitt sulten og f\u00e5tt gnags\u00e5r. Hvor er den der pokkers Rhinen da? Kikket jeg litt for \u00e5 se om jeg fant et kj\u00f8pesenter. Jeg har nemlig GLEMT hodetelefonene mine, og jeg er en s\u00e5nn 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