<\/a><\/p>\nFor etter \u00e5 ha plukket b\u00e6r og h\u00f8rt p\u00e5 podcast,
\nHarm og Heggseth podcast,
\nfant jeg plutselig ut at jeg faktisk m\u00e5tte se litt p\u00e5 de der Kardashians!<\/p>\n
Og det var jo s\u00e5 G\u00d8Y!!<\/p>\n
Jada, jeg har lenge v\u00e6rt for belest, klok, intelligent, voksen og fornuftig<\/strong> for \u00e5 ORKE \u00e5 bruke tid av mitt liv for \u00e5 se p\u00e5 noe s\u00e5 banalt!<\/p>\nMen n\u00e5 har jeg ferie,
\nog «Eg beklagar \u00e5 m\u00e5tte sei det!» Kardashians er G\u00d8Y!!<\/h2>\nBalanse i livet er viktig,<\/strong>
\nog for at jeg ikke skal bli gammel kjerring av \u00e5 g\u00e5 her og plukke, safte og sylte,
\nkj\u00f8rer jeg rundt og fanger pokemons,
\nog ser p\u00e5 Kardashians.<\/strong>
\nPerfekt kombo sp\u00f8r du meg!<\/strong><\/h4>\nI g\u00e5r handlet jeg p\u00e5 REMA,
\nog i et anfall av godhet og feriestemning,
\nlastet jeg korgen min med en 12pk Hansa \u00d8L til Gubben!<\/p>\n
Jeg f\u00f8lte meg SNILL!
\nDet skulle bli sol og varme, klart Gubben m\u00e5tte f\u00e5 \u00f8l!<\/p>\n
I kassen ble jeg derimot stoppet.<\/p>\n
«Eh….beklager alts\u00e5, men \u00f8lsalget er ikke \u00e5pnet.
\nDet \u00e5pner om 12 minutter, hvis du vil vente da….»<\/h4>\n
Jeg fikk alts\u00e5 ikke kj\u00f8pe \u00f8l til Gubben,
\nfor det f\u00e5r man faktisk ikke om man handler f\u00f8r klokker er 8….<\/p>\n
Ha en edruelig dag.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
God morgen. Det er ferietid og jeg har hatt noen fantastiske dager her hjemme, men det skal sies, at \u00e5 ha hjemmeferie, plukke b\u00e6r, safte og sylte, er slett ikke s\u00e5 husmoraktig og prektig som det h\u00f8res ut! For etter \u00e5 ha plukket b\u00e6r og h\u00f8rt p\u00e5 podcast, Harm og Heggseth podcast, fant jeg plutselig 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