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<\/a><\/p>\nDagen etter var jeg p\u00e5 tidligvakt,
\nog midt p\u00e5 dagen var alts\u00e5 veiene s\u00e5nn noenlunde bare!
\nJeg s\u00e5 mitt snitt til \u00e5 f\u00e5 scooteren hjem!<\/p>\n
Gubben ringte s\u00e5 klart og mente jeg «overhode ikke kunne kj\u00f8re!<\/em>«<\/strong><\/p>\n Men ga seg da jeg fortalte om sol og bare veier…<\/p>\n Br\u00f8ytebilen saltet veien, Og jeg m\u00e5 innr\u00f8mme at da ble jeg flau.<\/p>\n N\u00e5r du sitter p\u00e5 en scooter med dekk som er godt slitt og ikke egner seg LITT for vinterf\u00f8re, Ja da blir det litt flaut, Som om ikke det var nok, Ha en v\u00e5gal dag!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" God morgen. Det er vinter, og jeg kj\u00f8rer scooter. Innimellom. Jeg f\u00e5r ogs\u00e5 kjeft av Gubben, n\u00e5r jeg innimellom egentlig ikke burde kj\u00f8rt….. De to siste dagene har jeg m\u00e5tte g\u00e5. Men p\u00e5 tirsdag, da jeg hadde senvakt, kj\u00f8rte jeg p\u00e5 jobb. N\u00e5r jeg skulle hjem l\u00e5 det et frossent lag sn\u00f8 p\u00e5 sete, og 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det gikk fint,
\nhelt til jeg kom inn i Selviken, i dalen hvor jeg bor,
\nog m\u00f8tte en diger br\u00f8ytebil!<\/strong><\/span><\/h6>\n
\nog siden vi slett ikke har to-felts autostrada her inne i dalen,
\nm\u00e5tte jeg godt ut i veikanten.<\/p>\n
\ni sn\u00f8en i veikanten,
\nog m\u00f8ter den diger str\u00f8-bil som er ute og str\u00f8r veiene.
\nSamtidig som du er en voksen dame som burde hatt litt mer vett i skolten.<\/p>\n
\nog jeg m\u00e5 innr\u00f8mme at jeg kikket litt ned i veien,
\nog rotet litt rundt med tuppen av skoen i sn\u00f8en der jeg sto og slapp str\u00f8-bilen forbi!<\/p>\n
\nkom jeg meg jo slett ikke l\u00f8s fra den sn\u00f8kanten n\u00e5r br\u00f8ytebilen hadde passert!
\nJeg m\u00e5tte bruke all min vekt for \u00e5 f\u00e5 skubbet scooteren ut i den bare veien igjen,
\nmens den skled ut bak og bare ville «leke»,
\nf\u00f8r jeg kj\u00f8rte den hjem og i hus,
\nlukket den inne, satt kroken p\u00e5 d\u00f8ren,
\nog latet som ingenting!<\/p>\nKj\u00f8re scooter p\u00e5 vinteren!
\nNe-hei! S\u00e5nt GJ\u00d8R man da ikke!
\nIkke JEG i hvert fall!!<\/h6>\n