Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":1947,"date":"2016-09-01T06:25:06","date_gmt":"2016-09-01T04:25:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=1947"},"modified":"2016-09-01T06:27:34","modified_gmt":"2016-09-01T04:27:34","slug":"er-det-for-mye-forlangt-av-en-ektemann","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2016\/09\/01\/er-det-for-mye-forlangt-av-en-ektemann\/","title":{"rendered":"Er det for mye forlangt av en ektemann??"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Hva er det som skjer med kroppen om kvelden?
\nOg har hjernen en finger med i spillet,
\neller er det kroppen som holder hendene for \u00f8rene og jodler h\u00f8yt:<\/p>\n

D\u00c6DUD\u00c6DUD\u00d8DUD!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

for ikke \u00e5 h\u00f8re hva hjernen forteller den.
\nOg kan en 40+ kropp egentlig oppf\u00f8re seg s\u00e5 barnslig?<\/p>\n

Jeg snakker om det som skjer n\u00e5r du sitter i sofaen,<\/strong><\/em>
\nn\u00e5r du kjenner at du er tr\u00f8tt,<\/strong><\/em>
\nser p\u00e5 klokken at det er sengetid,<\/strong><\/em>
\nog sier til deg selv at N\u00c5,
\nN\u00c5 skal Kjersti g\u00e5 p\u00e5 badet!
\n\"ben<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/h6>\n

Akkurat DA skjer det.<\/p>\n

Bena blir paralysert, lammet, tunge og ubevegelige!<\/h5>\n
Hele kroppen siger om mulig enda lengre ned i sofaen og kan ikke rikkes!<\/h5>\n

Armene virker s\u00e5 vidt, men jeg er lammet fra livet og ned.<\/p>\n

Og alt startet da setningen: «N\u00e5 m\u00e5 du g\u00e5 p\u00e5 badet»<\/strong><\/em> kom.<\/p>\n

Tro n\u00e5 ikke at jeg liker \u00e5 v\u00e6re v\u00e5ken hele natten og gjerne sovner p\u00e5 sofa,
\nneida,
\njeg er ikke s\u00e5nn,
\njeg elsker sengen min og jeg elsker \u00e5 sove.
\nMen fra sofaen og opp til sengen kommer jo alt «arbeidet» p\u00e5 badet,
\ns\u00e5 det m\u00e5 v\u00e6re der problemet ligger.<\/p>\n

Det m\u00e5 v\u00e6re badet som gir den lammende f\u00f8lelsen.
\nMen Gubben er rimelig v\u00e5ken n\u00e5r jeg skal legge meg,
\ns\u00e5 hva om:<\/p>\n

han kom med tannb\u00f8rsten,
\net tannglass,
\nog noe til \u00e5 spytte i,
\ns\u00e5 kunne han samtidig sk\u00e5nsomt fjerne sminken min,
\ngitt meg et bekken \u00e5 tisse i,
\nlagt seg ned og tatt mine 50 situps,
\nfor deretter g\u00e5tt ut med Bonnie s\u00e5 hun ogs\u00e5 fikk tisse.<\/h3>\n

S\u00e5 kunne han b\u00e5ret oss i seng og sagt seg forn\u00f8yd med dagen.<\/strong><\/h3>\n

Er det for mye forlangt fra en ektemann?<\/p>\n

Jeg lager jo tross alt mat til ham?<\/p>\n

#b\u00e6rmegtilsengs!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Hva er det som skjer med kroppen om kvelden? Og har hjernen en finger med i spillet, eller er det kroppen som holder hendene for \u00f8rene og jodler h\u00f8yt: D\u00c6DUD\u00c6DUD\u00d8DUD! for ikke \u00e5 h\u00f8re hva hjernen forteller den. Og kan en 40+ kropp egentlig oppf\u00f8re seg s\u00e5 barnslig? 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