Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":3410,"date":"2017-05-05T06:22:49","date_gmt":"2017-05-05T04:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=3410"},"modified":"2017-05-05T06:22:49","modified_gmt":"2017-05-05T04:22:49","slug":"en-epidemi-av-dem-pa-floyen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2017\/05\/05\/en-epidemi-av-dem-pa-floyen\/","title":{"rendered":"En epidemi av dem p\u00e5 fl\u00f8yen!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Jeg var p\u00e5 fl\u00f8yen her hin dagen,
\nog der oppdaget jeg noe nytt.
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Noe jeg ikke ante eksisterte,
\net nytt fenomen,
\neller et som har eksistert lenge,
\njeg har bare ikke sett det.<\/p>\n

Hvorhen vi gikk i li og hei,
\ns\u00e5 VRIMLET det av unge m\u00f8dre med barnevogn.<\/p>\n

Det var en ren EPIDEMI der oppe av unge m\u00f8dre med barnevogn.<\/p>\n

Og de satt ikke rolig,
\nneida,
\nde gikk rundt om kring i full fart HELE tiden.<\/p>\n

Og seff hadde alle p\u00e5 seg lycra.
\nFor lycra-bukser er gull for litt slapp gravide-hud,
\nmen ikke bare derfor,
\nde gikk fort disse unge m\u00f8drene,
\ni full fart stimte de avg\u00e5rde,
\nsom om de var redd for at kaloriene skulle ta dem igjen.<\/p>\n

Og de gikk ikke en og en,
\nneida,
\nopp til tre i bredden,
\ngjerne en litt v\u00e5gal en med hele babyen l\u00f8st b\u00e6rende p\u00e5 magen,
\nlikevel,
\nfull fart i lycrabukser mens de pratet i full fart sammen.<\/p>\n

Hva er dette?
\nN\u00e5r skjedde dette?<\/p>\n

Hva hendte med \u00e5 vagge rolig rundt p\u00e5 \u00c5sane senter,
\ni en posetet bukse som skjulte slapp hud,
\ng\u00e5 p\u00e5 kaf\u00e8,
\nog vurdere hvorvidt man turde amme helt innerst i kroken…
\n(Det turte vi visst aldri tror jeg)<\/h6>\n

N\u00e5r begynte man springe rundt i lycrabukser p\u00e5 fl\u00f8yen ?
\nOg hvorfor var ikke lycra-buksene oppfunnet n\u00e5r JEG var ung mor?<\/p>\n

Jeg vurderer sterkt \u00e5:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Bli gravid<\/li>\n
  2. Kj\u00f8pe inn flere lycrabukser<\/li>\n
  3. Finne meg en ny mann…. (Gubben vil nemlig ikke ha flere barn)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Eller….
    \nDet er vel grenser for hva som kan skjules under lycra om jeg skulle utsette kroppen min for en 40+-graviditet….
    \nOgs\u00e5 f\u00e5r man jo ikke drikke vin p\u00e5 9 m\u00e5neder….<\/p>\n

    Vi f\u00e5r avvente den litt kjenner jeg…<\/p>\n

    #gravid<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    God morgen. Jeg var p\u00e5 fl\u00f8yen her hin dagen, og der oppdaget jeg noe nytt. Noe jeg ikke ante eksisterte, et nytt fenomen, eller et som har eksistert lenge, jeg har bare ikke sett det. Hvorhen vi gikk i li og hei, s\u00e5 VRIMLET det av unge m\u00f8dre med barnevogn. 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