\ndet hadde jeg ogs\u00e5 gjort l\u00f8rdagen,
\netter et…ehrm, to ukers merkelig forfall…
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<\/a><\/p>\nMen s\u00f8ndagen var jeg ikke kommet mer enn til \u00f8velse nummer to,
\nav rygg,
\nda jeg kjente smerte i brystet.<\/p>\n
«Det var da merkelig, kunne jeg ha forstrukket en muskel?
\nMen brystet…..hjertet…hjelp!!»<\/h6>\n
Tankene flakset som vanlig avg\u00e5rde,
\nog heldigvis var to kjente tidligtrenere der,
\njeg stolte p\u00e5 de kunne redde meg,
\nom det alts\u00e5 var noe mer en forstrukket muskel…<\/p>\n
Og s\u00e5 tok tankene fart igjen. Det skjedde ikke annet enn at noen \u00f8velser var litt vonde p\u00e5 grunn av smerten i brystet. Men da jeg skulle dusje etter endt trening ble jeg litt urolig. Jeg var kjapp i dusjen, Og jeg overlevde dusjen og. Vel,<\/strong> Det er ikke noe galt med hjertet mitt, BOOOYA!<\/p>\n #muskelstrekk<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" God morgen. Det var p\u00e5 n\u00e6re nippen i g\u00e5r, ikke bare en gang, men flere ganger. Ja, p\u00e5 n\u00e6re nippen at jeg overlevde alts\u00e5! Jeg gikk p\u00e5 tidligtrening i g\u00e5r f\u00f8r jobb, det hadde jeg ogs\u00e5 gjort l\u00f8rdagen, etter et…ehrm, to ukers merkelig forfall… Men s\u00f8ndagen var jeg ikke kommet mer enn til \u00f8velse nummer 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\n«Hvis jeg v\u00e5knet p\u00e5 sykehus,<\/strong>
\nda m\u00e5tte han gutten i milit\u00e6ret komme hjem,<\/strong>
\nogs\u00e5 m\u00e5tte Gubben skrive noen rader p\u00e5 bloggen,<\/strong>
\nom at «kjerringen» var innlagt. Men bare s\u00e5nn humoristisk.<\/strong>
\nBloggen ja….jeg kunne blogge fra sykesengen.<\/strong>
\nMin vei tilbake til livet. Jeg var d\u00f8d 4 minutter. Bloggen kom til \u00e5 blomstre, for er det noe som gir klikk, s\u00e5 er det sykdom og elendighet.<\/strong>
\nJo verre det er, jo flere klikk.»<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nJeg ville ikke f\u00e5 hjertestans i dusjen.<\/strong>
\n Og s\u00e5 bli reddet NAKEN.<\/strong>
\nNoe s\u00e5 fornedrende.<\/strong>
\nOg jeg som ikke hadde stusset meg nedentil p\u00e5 over en uke!<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nsamtidig som jeg s\u00e5 for meg de to tidligtrenerne st\u00e5 over meg som l\u00e5 naken i dusjen. Usj nei, leggene var vitterlig heller ikke helt ny-epilert!<\/p>\n
\nJeg overlevde rett og slett hele dagen.
\nMen tanken var der,
\nn\u00e5r jeg gikk i fryserommet p\u00e5 jobben:
\nH\u00e5per ikke hjertet stopper her inne»<\/strong>
\nN\u00e5r Gubben og gutten var dratt p\u00e5 fotball og jeg var alene hjemme 15 minutter. «Hvem skal egentlig redde meg om hjertet stopper n\u00e5?»<\/strong><\/p>\n
\njeg lever fortsatt,
\nog jeg har fremdeles strekk i en muskel i brystet.<\/p>\n
\ndet er rett og slett straffen for ikke \u00e5 ha v\u00e6rt p\u00e5 trening p\u00e5 to uker!<\/p>\n