Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":6733,"date":"2018-03-23T06:30:03","date_gmt":"2018-03-23T05:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=6733"},"modified":"2018-03-23T06:30:03","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T05:30:03","slug":"takk-kardashian-for-a-ha-gjort-rumper-stort","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/03\/23\/takk-kardashian-for-a-ha-gjort-rumper-stort\/","title":{"rendered":"Takk Kardashian! For \u00e5 ha gjort rumper stort!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Jeg kan ikke skryte p\u00e5 meg et fantastisk frontparti.
\n«Gibba Dajer», eller noe i den retningen.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5nn har det v\u00e6rt hele livet,
\nog silikon har ikke v\u00e6rt min greie.<\/p>\n

Det \u00e5 vokse opp med Samantha Fox og Baywatch,
\ngjorde jo ikke det \u00e5 ha sm\u00e5 bryst noe bedre.<\/h3>\n

Jeg har forbannet mine sm\u00e5 bryst mang en gang.<\/p>\n

Men s\u00e5 kom Kardashian.
\nRiktignok flere ti\u00e5r for sent for min del,
\nmen dog.<\/h3>\n

Endelig ble fokus flyttet fra pupper til rumpe.<\/h3>\n

Og p\u00e5 rumpefronten kan jeg sl\u00e5 fra meg.<\/h2>\n

Jeg kan fremdeles huske kommentaren jeg fikk fra en av gutta jeg «rotet» med.<\/p>\n

Ja, for p\u00e5 den tiden «holdt vi ikke p\u00e5» som de gj\u00f8r i dag, vi «rotet»<\/h3>\n

Vi var i byen, gikk p\u00e5 et fortau sammen en hel gjeng,
\nda han som gikk bakerst plutselig ropte:<\/p>\n

«Du har R\u00c6V som en Gud Kjersti!»<\/h2>\n

Den har jeg aldri glemt.<\/p>\n

Og det var vel heller ikke brystene mine som fikk Gubben til \u00e5 falle for meg.
\nHan har alltid likt rumper best. Lenge f\u00f8r Kardashian gjorde det popul\u00e6rt.
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Og p\u00e5 snakk om Gubben,
\ns\u00e5 kan man jo si at jeg ikke<\/strong> tok ham for h\u00e5ret,
\nhadde jeg v\u00e6rt et h\u00e5rmenneske burde jeg ikke sett i hans retning.
\n\"\"<\/a>(Burde ikke vurdert \u00e5 ta bort de fjonene? F\u00d8R du skjemte ut bryllup-bildene Gubbe??)<\/p>\n

Heldigvis er jeg et overarm-menneske.
\nJeg synes overarmer er sexy.
\nOg Gubben har flotte overarmer!<\/p>\n

Det var det som fanget min interesse,
\nsom nok min rumpe gjorde hos Gubben.<\/p>\n

Utseende fiksert vi??<\/h3>\n

Burde jeg erkl\u00e6rt Gubbens intelligens og dybde som det jeg falt for?<\/h3>\n

Og fant han min kreative personlighet og smarte innsikter uimotst\u00e5elig?<\/h3>\n

Vel, det hele startet med en rumpe og et par overarmer.<\/p>\n

Det er sannheten!<\/p>\n

#rumpe<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

God morgen. Jeg kan ikke skryte p\u00e5 meg et fantastisk frontparti. «Gibba Dajer», eller noe i den retningen. S\u00e5nn har det v\u00e6rt hele livet, og silikon har ikke v\u00e6rt min greie. Det \u00e5 vokse opp med Samantha Fox og Baywatch, gjorde jo ikke det \u00e5 ha sm\u00e5 bryst noe bedre. 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