Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":6915,"date":"2018-04-06T06:19:01","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T04:19:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=6915"},"modified":"2018-04-06T06:19:01","modified_gmt":"2018-04-06T04:19:01","slug":"og-der-sto-fire-arbeidere-og-kikket-pa-meg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/04\/06\/og-der-sto-fire-arbeidere-og-kikket-pa-meg\/","title":{"rendered":"Og der sto fire arbeidere og kikket p\u00e5 meg!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

I g\u00e5r m\u00e5tte jeg skamme meg litt.<\/p>\n

Jeg r\u00f8dmet og,
\nheldigvis var det ingen som s\u00e5 det, tror jeg.<\/p>\n

Men all den andre ageringen, DEN s\u00e5 de!<\/h3>\n

Det var alts\u00e5 i g\u00e5r.
\nJeg hadde fri og skulle opp til min mor klokken 10.<\/p>\n

Klokken 9 fant jeg p\u00e5 at jeg kunne handle F\u00d8R jeg gikk opp,
\ns\u00e5nn at det var unnagjort liksom.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 jeg kastet meg i bilen til Guttene og kj\u00f8rte ut av dalen v\u00e5r.<\/p>\n

Jeg handlet og var p\u00e5 vei til bilen da jeg kikket innover Selvikveien.<\/p>\n

Og da var det jeg s\u00e5 den!<\/h2>\n

Lastebilen med kran, full av isolering!<\/h3>\n

Jeg visste godt hvor den skulle,
\nog jeg visste og at n\u00e5r den satte i gang,
\nsperret den hele veien og holdt p\u00e5 i timer!<\/p>\n

Panikken tok meg og det var s\u00e5 vidt jeg fikk kastet b\u00e6reposene inn i bilen f\u00f8r jeg slapp opp h\u00e5ndbrekket og spant ut fra parkeringsplassen.<\/p>\n

«Jeg m\u00e5 FORBI den lastebilen f<\/em>\u00f8r den sperrer veien!»<\/h3>\n

Jeg kj\u00f8rte som om jeg hadde stj\u00e5let b\u00e5de bil og bensin!<\/p>\n

«Hvis han kj\u00f8rer inn p\u00e5 snuplassen og snur s\u00e5 klarer jeg det!»<\/h4>\n

Tenkte jeg, mens jeg r\u00e5kj\u00f8rte, og br\u00e5bremset foran hver fartsdump.<\/p>\n

Jeg ble nesten bilsyk av min egen kj\u00f8ring!<\/p>\n

Og plutselig m\u00e5tte jeg br\u00e5bremse.
\nDER sto lastebilen!
\nNedenfor det huset som m\u00e5 ha f\u00e5tt tilkj\u00f8rt mest isolasjon i hele Bergen!<\/p>\n

«De isolerer husene altfor godt n\u00e5 for tiden!»<\/h3>\n

Sier min mor, og akkurat da var jeg virkelig enig!<\/p>\n

Jeg kjente hvordan sinnet boblet opp i meg.<\/p>\n

Jeg rakk det ikke!<\/p>\n

Lastebilen sto godt plassert og jeg sto fast bak den!<\/p>\n

F\u00f8rst SLO jeg hendene i rattet.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Deretter SKREK jeg!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5HHHHHHHH!!!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

OG S\u00c5 REV JEG MEG I H\u00c5RET, SLO I RATTET IGJEN, REV MEG ENDA EN GANG I H\u00c5RET OG SKREK SKIKKELIG H\u00d8YT INNE I BILEN: \u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5\u00c5HH!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Da s\u00e5 jeg opp mot huset.
\nMot de fire arbeiderne som sto og s\u00e5 p\u00e5 meg.<\/h3>\n

De s\u00e5 ned i bilen, og n\u00e5r de s\u00e5 at jeg s\u00e5 p\u00e5 dem,
\npekte han ene med h\u00e5nden mot innsiden av lastebilen.<\/p>\n

I en gest viste han at jeg kunne kj\u00f8re forbi p\u00e5 innsiden.<\/p>\n

Jeg, som fremdeles var oppbrakt, ildr\u00f8d i ansiktet og bustete p\u00e5 h\u00e5ret.<\/p>\n

s\u00e5 skeptisk mot innsiden av lastebilen.<\/p>\n

«Du kan da ikke mene det skal v\u00e6re plass der!
\nDet g\u00e5r jo ikke!
\nDet er for trangt!»<\/h3>\n

Samtidig seg jeg forover med bilen, kunne det la seg gj\u00f8re?<\/p>\n

Og det gjorde det.<\/p>\n

Jeg bare kj\u00f8rte p\u00e5 innsiden av lastebilen og var forbi p\u00e5 et blunk!<\/p>\n

Heldigvis kunne jeg ikke se opp p\u00e5 de arbeiderne etter \u00e5 ha kommet forbi lastebilen.<\/p>\n

Jeg kj\u00f8rte hjem.<\/h3>\n

Skamfull, ildr\u00f8d i ansiktet, litt \u00f8m i h\u00e5ndflatene og veldig bustete p\u00e5 h\u00e5ret!<\/h3>\n

#idiotbakrattet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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