Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":8103,"date":"2018-07-10T08:25:49","date_gmt":"2018-07-10T06:25:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=8103"},"modified":"2018-07-10T08:25:49","modified_gmt":"2018-07-10T06:25:49","slug":"hva-tenker-folk-nar-de-skal-hente-koffert-pa-flyplass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/07\/10\/hva-tenker-folk-nar-de-skal-hente-koffert-pa-flyplass\/","title":{"rendered":"Hva TENKER folk n\u00e5r de skal hente koffert p\u00e5 flyplass!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"

God morgen.<\/p>\n

Flyplass.<\/h3>\n

Mennesker!!!<\/h3>\n

Og kombinasjonen av dette foran koffertb\u00e5ndet.<\/h3>\n

En s\u00e6rdeles d\u00e5rlig kombo!<\/h2>\n

Hva skjer med menneskene rundt et koffertb\u00e5nd?<\/p>\n

P\u00e5 gulvet rundt kanten p\u00e5 koffertb\u00e5ndet er det et sort omr\u00e5de helt innerst.<\/p>\n

Og hvis alle st\u00e5r like utenfor det sorte omr\u00e5det,
\nkan vi alle se, og spotte n\u00e5r kofferten kommer,
\nda kan vi g\u00e5 frem,
\nhente den, og s\u00e5 trekke oss tilbake.<\/p>\n

For det er vel s\u00e5nn det er tenkt.<\/p>\n

Men n\u00e5r et charterfly lander litt utp\u00e5 kvelden,
\nblir det ikke akkurat s\u00e5nn.<\/h3>\n

Da sender vi ALLE BARNA f\u00f8rst.
\nDe er tr\u00f8tte og sure,
\nla dem st\u00e5 helt foran med koffertb\u00e5ndet og pirke p\u00e5 det n\u00e5r det g\u00e5r!<\/p>\n

Bak ungene stiller vi alle m\u00f8drene.<\/p>\n

De er s\u00e5 opptatt av \u00e5 holde ungene sine borte fra koffertb\u00e5ndet,
\nat de overhode ikke har tid til \u00e5 se etter noen kofferter.<\/p>\n

S\u00e5 bak disse m\u00f8drene stiller vi opp rekker av storvokste menn.<\/p>\n

De er p\u00e5 jakt, de st\u00e5r p\u00e5 vakt, for \u00e5 kaste seg over egne, og innimellom andres, eiendeler.<\/p>\n

Og bak disse, BAK DET SORTE OMR\u00c5DE, st\u00e5r guttene og jeg.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gubben mistet vi litt lengre borte, i jaktrekken.<\/p>\n

For \u00e5 f\u00e5 tak i kofferten min,
\nm\u00e5 jeg da alts\u00e5 f\u00f8rst forsere en rad av storvokste menn,
\nsom har jaktinstinktet p\u00e5 og helst ikke slipper deg forbi,
\ns\u00e5 en rad m\u00f8dre,
\nsom ikke har \u00f8yne for annet enn sine egne pillende unger,
\ns\u00e5 snuble over noen barn,
\nr\u00f8ske kofferten av b\u00e5ndet,
\nog gjerne deise den i hode p\u00e5 ungen som sitter fremst.<\/h3>\n

H\u00f8res dette fornuftig ut?
\nTenker dere i det hele tatt?<\/p>\n

Hva om vi tenker litt logisk,
\nog ikke bare p\u00e5 oss selv?<\/p>\n

Og joda, jeg var og tr\u00f8tt og lei av lang flytur,
\nville ha kofferten min for \u00e5 skynde meg til bussen for \u00e5 sitte der og vente,
\nakkurat som jeg ikke hadde sittet nok p\u00e5 flyet.<\/p>\n

Men likevel,
\ndet ER lov \u00e5 se rundt seg og tenke seg om.<\/p>\n

Vi st\u00e5r alle der av samme grunn.<\/p>\n

Kofferten min kom plutselig,
\nfor jeg s\u00e5 ikke s\u00e5 godt bak de storvokste menn,
\nog det var s\u00e5vidt jeg ikke snaiet borti moren og ungen som satt klint opp i koffertb\u00e5ndet!
\n\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Gubben sto med jaktgutta og fikk fatt i den store kofferten.<\/p>\n

Og de der bagene til guttene var jo s\u00e5 lett at de kom aldeles sist!<\/p>\n

Men tenke litt p\u00e5 det neste gang du er p\u00e5 flyplassen,
\nse p\u00e5 det omr\u00e5det som er foran koffertb\u00e5ndet,
\nog se s\u00e5 p\u00e5 saueflokken som mister alt den har av fornuft.<\/h4>\n

#koffertb\u00e5nd<\/p>\n

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God morgen. Flyplass. Mennesker!!! Og kombinasjonen av dette foran koffertb\u00e5ndet. En s\u00e6rdeles d\u00e5rlig kombo! Hva skjer med menneskene rundt et koffertb\u00e5nd? P\u00e5 gulvet rundt kanten p\u00e5 koffertb\u00e5ndet er det et sort omr\u00e5de helt innerst. Og hvis alle st\u00e5r like utenfor det sorte omr\u00e5det, kan vi alle se, og spotte n\u00e5r kofferten kommer, da kan vi 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