Notice: Funksjonen _load_textdomain_just_in_time ble kalt feil. Innlasting av oversettelser for tekstdomenet astra ble utløst for tidlig. Dette er vanligvis en inikasjon på at noe kode i utvidelsen eller temaet kjører for tidlig. Oversettelser bør lastes inn med knaggen init eller senere. Se Feilsøking i WordPress for mer informasjon. (Denne meldingen ble lagt i versjon 6.7.0.) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php on line 6114 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/functions.php:6114) in /customers/1/a/3/minmatgaleverden.no/httpd.www/wp-includes/rest-api/class-wp-rest-server.php on line 1893 {"id":8134,"date":"2018-07-12T07:32:06","date_gmt":"2018-07-12T05:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/?p=8134"},"modified":"2018-07-12T07:38:09","modified_gmt":"2018-07-12T05:38:09","slug":"er-jeg-blitt-en-av-dem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.minmatgaleverden.no\/2018\/07\/12\/er-jeg-blitt-en-av-dem\/","title":{"rendered":"Er jeg blitt en av dem??"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hver morgen n\u00e5r jeg har g\u00e5tt ut p\u00e5 altanen,
\nhar jeg kikket p\u00e5 alle h\u00e5ndkl\u00e6rne som okkuperer solstolene.<\/p>\n

«Charter p\u00e5 sitt beste!»<\/h3>\n

har jeg fnyst ironisk foraktelig og snudd meg bort.<\/p>\n

F\u00f8rste dagen fikk vi tak i to solsenger utp\u00e5 ettermiddagen,
\nvi hadde v\u00e6rt litt rundt og kikket i byen,
\nog hadde flaks med to ledige etter \u00e5 ha sittet der i pool-baren en stund.<\/p>\n

I g\u00e5r gikk Gubben og Guttene p\u00e5 stranden og leide solsenger og parasoll.
\nJeg gikk p\u00e5 tur.
\nMen var nede litt senere s\u00e5 jeg fikk meg et bad og noen bobler i solseng.<\/p>\n

I dag ville Gubben gjerne ligge med bassenget<\/strong>. Guttene og.<\/p>\n

Da m\u00e5tte de fri til meg, som v\u00e5kner tidlig.
\nJeg m\u00e5tte svelge all stolthet, rettferdighet og \u00e6re,
\ng\u00e5 ned tidlig p\u00e5 morgenen
\nog legge h\u00e5ndkl\u00e6rne v\u00e5re over tre solsenger!<\/p>\n

Oppdraget er utf\u00f8rt.<\/h3>\n

Utf\u00f8rt i skam,
\nog jeg trodde seri\u00f8st to andre som var der ville komme bort og kjefte p\u00e5 meg.
\nJeg var klar til \u00e5 si meg enig i dumskapen av \u00e5 okkupere solsenger,
\nmen ogs\u00e5 klar til \u00e5 forsvare meg selv med at dette VAR jo eneste m\u00e5ten \u00e5 f\u00e5 seng!<\/p>\n

Selvsagt kjeftet de ikke,<\/strong><\/em>
\nde okkuperte to solsenger ved siden av meg!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

To eldre mennesker var uti og sv\u00f8mte.
\nJeg lurte litt p\u00e5 om jeg skulle ta en dukkert,
\nfor \u00e5 gj\u00f8re det mer legitimt at jeg hadde tatt solsenger.<\/p>\n

Men jeg hadde ikke tatt p\u00e5 badet\u00f8y,
\ns\u00e5 jeg la meg ned og pr\u00f8vde i hvert fall sengene litt,
\ns\u00e5nn at det kjentes litt bedre ut i sjelen min.<\/p>\n

For jeg synes jo ikke dette er m\u00e5ten \u00e5 gj\u00f8re det p\u00e5.
\nVi burde tatt seng n\u00e5r vi skulle bruke seng,
\nog ellers burde alle v\u00e6re ledige.<\/p>\n

Men flokken f\u00f8lger flokken,
\nog n\u00e5r noen begynner, s\u00e5 blir det s\u00e5nn.<\/p>\n

Akkurat som p\u00e5 flyplassen!
\nVed koffertb\u00e5ndet!! Som jeg skrev om hin dagen.<\/p>\n

Hva tenker folk p\u00e5 n\u00e5r de skal hente kofferten!!<\/a><\/h3>\n

Jeg er alts\u00e5 blitt en av dem.
\nSugd inn i charterflokken.
\nEn i saueflokken.<\/h3>\n

Jeg har v\u00e6rt ute og lagt h\u00e5ndkl\u00e6r p\u00e5 solsengene.<\/p>\n

Men!<\/p>\n

Det var ikke til MEG!!<\/p>\n

Det er jo ikke JEG som skal ha dem.<\/p>\n

Gubben og Guttene f\u00e5r ta charterfeberen p\u00e5 seg selv!<\/h3>\n

Jeg skal ta med meg penger og shoppe litt.<\/p>\n

For noe Charter-Kjerring er jeg ikke.<\/h3>\n

Men jeg er gift med Charter-Gubben.
\n\"\"<\/a><\/h3>\n

#charter<\/p>\n

F\u00f8lg meg p\u00e5 instagram<\/a> og se dagen min i snutter p\u00e5 stories!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hver morgen n\u00e5r jeg har g\u00e5tt ut p\u00e5 altanen, har jeg kikket p\u00e5 alle h\u00e5ndkl\u00e6rne som okkuperer solstolene. «Charter p\u00e5 sitt beste!» har jeg fnyst ironisk foraktelig og snudd meg bort. F\u00f8rste dagen fikk vi tak i to solsenger utp\u00e5 ettermiddagen, vi hadde v\u00e6rt litt rundt og kikket i byen, og hadde flaks med to 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